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For breakfast I have pancakes and beer;
Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer.

7731

For breakfast I have pancakes and beer;
Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer.
I then found Bambirella

7732

For breakfast I have pancakes and beer;
Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer.
I then found Bambirella
Got the strong urge to tell her

7733

For breakfast I have pancakes and beer;
Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer.
I then found Bambirella
Got the strong urge to tell her
“You look like my mother, I swear”
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Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes

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Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes
Which the gangs use in their crimes

7735

Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes
Which the gangs use in their crimes
They squirt juice in your eyes

7736

Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes
Which the gangs use in their crimes
They squirt juice in your eyes
But the real surprise

7737

Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes
Which the gangs use in their crimes
They squirt juice in your eyes
But the real surprise
Is that they’ll steal your enzymes

As I was walking to St. Ives

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As I was walking to St. Ives
My face broke out in hives

7739

As I was walking to St. Ives
My face broke out in hives
A steroid injection

7740

I was walking to St. Ives
My face broke out in hives
A steroid injection
A poor choice on reflection

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I was walking to St. Ives
My face broke out in hives
A steroid injection
A poor choice on reflection
And worst, I miscounted my wives!

Police dramas, they bring me such joy

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Police dramas, they bring me such joy
To see the cops use a clever ploy

7743

Police dramas, they bring me such joy
To see the cops use a clever ploy
Solving crimes in an hour

7744

Police dramas, they bring me such joy
To see the cops use a clever ploy
Solving crimes in an hour
Almost a superpower

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Police dramas, they bring me such joy
To see the cops use a clever ploy
Solving crimes in an hour
Almost a superpower
I hope the tropes never start to annoy
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Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall

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Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall
While his member is far too small

7747

Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall
While his member is far too small
But what winds her clock

7748

Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall
While his member is far too small
But what winds her clock
(It may come as a shock)

7749

Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall
While his member is far too small
But what winds her clock
(It may come as a shock)
Is his utterly diabolical screwball

My dog and cat simply don’t get along