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While going spelunking in Utah
I achieved the most humbling faux pas

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While going spelunking in Utah
I achieved the most humbling faux pas
My jeans split at the crotch

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While going spelunking in Utah
I achieved the most humbling faux pas
My jeans split at the crotch
As I played hopscotch

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While going spelunking in Utah
I achieved the most humbling faux pas
My jeans split at the crotch
As I played hopscotch
They tore more while Greek dancing (Opa!)
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My calendar has pictures of kitties

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My calendar has pictures of kitties
Them cute little fat, lazy bitties

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My calendar has pictures of kitties
Them cute little fat, lazy bitties
I really do hate them

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My calendar has pictures of kitties
Them cute little fat, lazy bitties
I really do hate them
And with toys, I do bait them

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My calendar has pictures of kitties
Them cute little fat, lazy bitties
I really do hate them
And with toys, I do bait them
after composing clever cat ditties

Noah built an ark out of pine wood

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Noah built an ark out of pine wood
Doing all that God said he should

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Noah built an ark out of pine wood
Doing all that God said he should
Except he forgot one thing:

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Noah built an ark out of pine wood
Doing all that God said he should
Except he forgot one thing:
That scorpions sting

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Noah built an ark out of pine wood
Doing all that God said he should
Except he forgot one thing:
That scorpions sting
Maybe two times as bad as a bee could!

I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino?

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I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino?
Did he really win millions playing keno?

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I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino?
Did he really win millions playing keno?
Or blow a few grand

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I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino?
Did he really win millions playing keno?
Or blow a few grand
getting coiffed and spray tanned

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I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino?
Did he really win millions playing keno?
Or blow a few grand
getting coiffed and spray tanned
For a gig at a Vegas casino?

She thought it was love at first sight

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She thought it was love at first sight
But instead it was hate at first fright

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She thought it was love at first sight
But instead it was hate at first fright
So she hopped on a bus

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She thought it was love at first sight
But instead it was hate at first fright
So she hopped on a bus
Which is where she met Gus

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She thought it was love at first sight
But instead it was hate at first fright
So she hopped on a bus
Which is where she met Gus
She thought it was love at first sight

For breakfast I have pancakes and beer