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7930

On dismounting, the goat rider said
“I have a throbbing pain in my head”
The horns of the goat

7931

On dismounting, the goat rider said
“I have a throbbing pain in my head”
“The horns of the goat”
“Got me right through the throat”

7932

On dismounting, the goat rider said
“I have a throbbing pain in my head”
“The horns of the goat”
“Got me right through the throat”
“Now my job and brain function are dead!”

It’s Chinese Lunar New Year today!

7933

It’s Chinese Lunar New Year today!
So I’m sleeping in and I hope it’s okay

7934

It’s Chinese Lunar New Year today!
So I’m sleeping in and I hope it’s okay
But this Horse of Fire

7935

It’s Chinese Lunar New Year today!
So I’m sleeping in and I hope it’s okay
But this Horse of Fire
Neighs on his bright pyre

7936

It’s Chinese Lunar New Year today!
So I’m sleeping in and I hope it’s okay
But this Horse of Fire
Neighs on his bright pyre
much to this layabout’s dismay

I married a man with no scruples

7937

I married a man with no scruples
He spends so our debt now quadruples

7938

I married a man with no scruples
He spends so our debt now quadruples
On hookers and blow

7939

I married a man with no scruples
He spends so our debt now quadruples
On hookers and blow
He has blown all the dough

7940

I married a man with no scruples
He spends so our debt now quadruples
On hookers and blow
He has blown all the dough
On barely legal Sorbonne pupils!

Oh Andrew, now Mountbatten-Windsor!

7941

Oh Andrew, now Mountbatten-Windsor!
It appears you’ve committed some sins, sir

7942

Oh Andrew, now Mountbatten-Windsor!
It appears you’ve committed some sins, sir
Documented in the Files

7943

Oh Andrew, now Mountbatten-Windsor!
It appears you’ve committed some sins, sir
Documented in the Files
of which there are piles

7944

Oh Andrew, now Mountbatten-Windsor!
It appears you’ve committed some sins, sir
Documented in the Files
of which there are piles
You’re caught in a strong legal pincer!

I awoke to a horrible sound

7945

I awoke to a horrible sound
As I picked myself up off the ground

7946

I awoke to a horrible sound
As I picked myself up off the ground
I yelled, “What the hell?”

7947

I awoke to a horrible sound
As I picked myself up off the ground
I yelled, “What the hell?”
To the clanging of a bell

7948

I awoke to a horrible sound
As I picked myself up off the ground
I yelled, “What the hell?”
To the clanging of a bell
And the baying of a lonely hound

Poor Ethel has a wart on her chin

7949

Poor Ethel has a wart on her chin
She hopes that the doctor is in