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My husband has abundant nose hair
I’ve got plenty of pictures to share
Of it all groomed & styled

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My husband has abundant nose hair
I’ve got plenty of pictures to share
Of it all groomed & styled
Where once it grew wild

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My husband has abundant nose hair
I’ve got plenty of pictures to share
Of it all groomed & styled
Where once it grew wild
It’s now braided to his derriere.

My cat unceasingly purrs.

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My cat unceasingly purrs
but otherwise seldom stirs

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My cat unceasingly purrs
But otherwise seldom stirs
Not even a lousy mouse

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My cat unceasingly purrs
But otherwise seldom stirs
Not even a lousy mouse
or a kick from my spouse

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My cat unceasingly purrs
But otherwise seldom stirs
Not even a lousy mouse
or a kick from my spouse
To such hints she just coldly demurs.

A scatterbrained chap from Berlin

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A scatterbrained chap from Berlin
Gambled plenty, but never could win

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A scatterbrained chap from Berlin
Gambled plenty, but never could win
His rabbit’s foot

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A scatterbrained chap from Berlin
Gambled plenty, but never could win
His rabbit’s foot
Has gone kaput

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A scatterbrained chap from Berlin
Gambled plenty, but never could win
His rabbit’s foot
Has gone kaput
So he holds his Walther under his chin

Der Führer had a fit of mad rage

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Der Führer had a fit of mad rage
His mom said it’s only a stage

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Der Führer had a fit of mad rage
His mom said it’s only a stage
He just needs some time

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Der Führer had a fit of mad rage
His mom said it’s only a stage
He just needs some time
And some lemon, and lime

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Der Führer had a fit of mad rage
His mom said it’s only a stage
He just needs some time
And some lemon, and lime
And to finally start acting his age

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
and in fact in think there’s a group

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
and in fact in think there’s a group
They have a routine

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
and in fact in think there’s a group
They have a routine
Fueled by poutine

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
and in fact in think there’s a group
They have a routine
Fueled by poutine
Where they jump through an onion ring hoop.

On dismounting, the goat rider said

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On dismounting, the goat rider said
“I have a throbbing pain in my head”