Loopy Limericks

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The thing about being always barefoot
you might break a toe then your foot is kaput
So put on your sneakers

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The thing about being always barefoot
you might break a toe then your foot is kaput
So put on your sneakers
And join all the freakers

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The thing about being always barefoot
you might break a toe then your foot is kaput
So put on your sneakers
And join all the freakers
then tell your german masseuse “das ist gut.”

There once was a lim’rick that was funny

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There once was a lim’rick that was funny
But it didn’t make its scribe any money

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There once was a lim’rick that was funny
But it didn’t make its scribe any money
It needed some sex

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There once was a lim’rick that was funny
But it didn’t make its scribe any money
It needed some sex
or some well toned pecs

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There once was a lim’rick that was funny
But it didn’t make its scribe any money
It needed some sex
or some well toned pecs
And feature an old Playboy bunny

One Big Mac, large fries and a shake

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One Big Mac, large fries and a shake
Induce my nether regions to quake

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One Big Mac, large fries and a shake
Induce my nether regions to quake
A noise like wet thunder

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One Big Mac, large fries and a shake
Induce my nether regions to quake
A noise like wet thunder
Barked out from here under

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One Big Mac, large fries and a shake
Induce my nether regions to quake
A noise like wet thunder
Barked out from here under
Extra gherkins sure were a mistake

Can anyone here fly a plane?

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Can anyone here fly a plane?
Seems our autopilot has gone insane

7902

Can anyone here fly a plane?
Seems our autopilot has gone insane
We took a nose dive

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Can anyone here fly a plane?
Seems our autopilot has gone insane
We took a nose dive
So far, we’re alive

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Can anyone here fly a plane?
Seems our autopilot has gone insane
We took a nose dive
So far, we’re alive
OMIGOD! LOOKOUT FOR THAT TRAIN

Marjorie loves little baby ducks

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Marjorie loves little baby ducks
Soon her neighborhood had a big influx

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Marjorie loves little baby ducks
Soon her neighborhood had a big influx
With two loons and a goose

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Marjorie loves little baby ducks
Soon her neighborhood had a big influx
With two loons and a goose
And a heron named Bruce

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Marjorie loves little baby ducks
Soon her neighborhood had a big influx
With two loons and a goose
And a heron named Bruce
who taught karate and the use of nunchucks

My husband has abundant nose hair

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My husband has abundant nose hair
I’ve got plenty of pictures to share