Each day brings a new kick to the head
Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead
This timeline sure sucks
Each day brings a new kick to the head
Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead
This timeline sure sucks
And for forty more bucks,
Each day brings a new kick to the head
Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead
This timeline sure sucks
And for forty more bucks,
I’d buy breakfast then go back to bed
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall
I was there when she made landfall
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall
I was there when she made landfall
Tho’ she wanted to play
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall
I was there when she made landfall
Tho’ she wanted to play
I found to my dismay
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall
I was there when she made landfall
Tho’ she wanted to play
I found to my dismay
that jötnar are no fun at all.
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow.
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow.
And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow.
And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know
I’ve stocked up on beer
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow.
And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know
I’ve stocked up on beer
Washed my long underwear
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow.
And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know
I’ve stocked up on beer
Washed my long underwear
Some split logs might’ve softened the blow…
Homemade chili! How nearly divine
Homemade chili! How nearly divine
Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine!
Homemade chili! How nearly divine
Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine!
As to my choice of meat
Homemade chili! How nearly divine
Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine!
As to my choice of meat
I use the finest ground feet
Homemade chili! How nearly divine
Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine!
As to my choice of meat
I use the finest ground feet
Of Andalusian swine
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’
I prefer to use various fruits
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’
I prefer to use various fruits
Like jalopeños
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’
I prefer to use various fruits
Like jalopeños
or cherries, I suppose
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’
I prefer to use various fruits
Like jalapeños
or cherries, I suppose
The cherries all say “I am Groot!”
The thing about being always barefoot
The thing about being always barefoot
you might break a toe then your foot is kaput