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I’ve today let the cat out the bag
But I have to blame it on my jet lag
Now everyone knows

7971

I’ve today let the cat out the bag
But I have to blame it on my jet lag
Now everyone knows
Its paws have six toes

7972

I’ve today let the cat out the bag
But I have to blame it on my jet lag
Now everyone knows
Its paws have six toes
Just enough to steal plenty of swag!

Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm

7973

Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm
To soothe my concerns there is no balm

7974

Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm
To soothe my concerns there is no balm
The shock in his eyes

7975

Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm
To soothe my concerns there is no balm
The shock in his eyes
Comes as no great surprise

7976

Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm
To soothe my concerns there is no balm
The shock in his eyes
Comes as no great surprise
As his corrupt grift greases the palm

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings

7977

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings
Of my works, all the populace sings!

7978

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings
Of my works, all the populace sings!

The Lords and Ladies are quaint

7979

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings
Of my works, all the populace sings!
The Lords and Ladies are quaint
So that when they lick my taint

7980

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings
Of my works, all the populace sings!
The Lords and Ladies are quaint
So that when they lick my taint
The taste of my regal ass stings!

A U.S Marine, name of Chad

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A U.S Marine, name of Chad
Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad

7982

A U.S Marine, name of Chad
Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad
Blew his mind out in a tank

7983

A U.S Marine, name of Chad
Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad
Blew his mind out in a tank
but was promoted in rank

7984

A U.S Marine, name of Chad
Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad
Blew his mind out in a tank
but was promoted in rank
To a Captain! Now that ain’t so bad!

There’s just one thing I want in life

7985

There’s just one thing I want in life
To drink beer with my beautiful wife

7986

There’s just one thing I want in life
To drink beer with my beautiful wife
But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud

7987

There’s just one thing I want in life
To drink beer with my beautiful wife
But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud
Or other such mud

7988

There’s just one thing I want in life
To drink beer with my beautiful wife
But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud
Or other such mud
Such a shame that crap beer is so rife.

A clever young Spaniard, Juan

7989

A clever young Spaniard, Juan
While in Dublin was always called Sean