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A clever young Spaniard, Juan
While in Dublin was always called Sean
Took advantage of debutantes

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A clever young Spaniard, Juan
While in Dublin was always called Sean
Took advantage of debutantes
The señor takes what he wants!

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A clever young Spaniard, Juan
While in Dublin was always called Sean
Took advantage of debutantes
The señor takes what he wants
But when the baby comes due he is gone

Mary’s always been kind to her friends

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Mary’s always been kind to her friends
Her grand movable feast never ends!

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Mary’s always been kind to her friends
Her grand movable feast never ends!
Ballooning over the city

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Mary’s always been kind to her friends
Her grand movable feast never ends!
Ballooning over the city
I think, "more’s the pity

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[bending my wait 2 replies rule]

Mary’s always been kind to her friends
Her grand movable feast never ends!
Ballooning over the city
I think, “More’s the pity.
For those who suffer from the bends!”

I once dove deep to the Titanic

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I once dove deep to the Titanic
What I saw threw me into a panic

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I once dove deep to the Titanic
What I saw threw me into a panic
A squid with a spear

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I once dove deep to the Titanic
What I saw threw me into a panic
A squid with a spear
Stabbed me in the rear

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I once dove deep to the Titanic
What I saw threw me into a panic
A squid with a spear
Stabbed me in the rear
That sort of thing makes me go manic!

Of all of the odd things I fear,

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Of all of the odd things I fear,
the worst is my daughter’s Care Bear

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[Bear & Fear rhyme?]

Of all of the odd things I fear,
The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear
For when its eyes glow

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Of all of the odd things I fear,
The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear
For when its eyes glow
and its teeth start to grow

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Of all of the odd things I fear,
The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear
For when its eyes glow
and its teeth start to grow
I’ll soon need to change underwear

I once knew a guy with bad breath

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I once knew a guy with bad breath
So when he dived he was out of his depth

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I once knew a guy with bad breath
So when he dived he was out of his depth
I offered a mint