Loopy Limericks

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My In-laws are coming to stay.
“It’s just for a short time,” they say
Don’t mind our small dog

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My In-laws are coming to stay.
“It’s just for a short time,” they say
Don’t mind our small dog
or the toilets we’ll clog

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My In-laws are coming to stay.
“It’s just for a short time,” they say
Don’t mind our small dog
or the toilets we’ll clog
Or how loud we will roll in the hay

Whenever I walk through the park

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Whenever I walk through the park
A punk kid makes the same rude remark

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Whenever I walk through the park
A punk kid makes the same rude remark
"Your butt smells so bad

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Whenever I walk through the park
A punk kid makes the same rude remark
"Your butt smells so bad
I must call my dad!

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L on Whenever I walk through the park
A punk kid makes the same rude remark
“Your butt smells so bad
I must call my dad!”
He never does but I resent his snark

There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy

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There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy
She was prone to be a bit messy

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There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy
She was prone to be a bit messy
I went to the vet

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There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy
She was prone to be a bit messy
I went to the vet
But over his smock she wet

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There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy
She was prone to be a bit messy
I went to the vet
But over his smock she wet
Quite the target for awful distress, he…

I met RFK Jr. for brunch

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I met RFK Jr. for brunch
He did something weird to the punch

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I met RFK Jr. for brunch
He did something weird to the punch
I then came down with measles

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I met RFK Jr. for brunch
He did something weird to the punch
I then came down with measles
From RFK’s weasels

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I met RFK Jr. for brunch
He did something weird to the punch
I then came down with measles
From RFKs weasels
which he’d skinned and then served us for lunch

I was born with a prehensile nose

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I was born with a prehensile nose
Which I use to sniff my toes

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I was born with a prehensile nose
Which I use to sniff my toes
And my eyes tend to wander

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I was born with a prehensile nose
Which I use to sniff my toes
And my eyes tend to wander
To girls who are blonder

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I was born with a prehensile nose
Which I use to sniff my toes
And my eyes tend to wander
To girls who are blonder
And also to hair colored rose.

One day while lounging on a bench

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One day while lounging on a bench
A sound caused my buttocks to clench