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One day while lounging on a bench
A sound caused my buttocks to clench
A voice from my past

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One day while lounging on a bench
A sound caused my buttocks to clench
A voice from my past
Said “Get out of there fast!”

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One day while lounging on a bench
A sound caused my buttocks to clench
A voice from my past
Said “Get out of there fast!”
It was Tom Petty’s pianist, Benmont Tench

I’ve travelled the world in a blimp

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I’ve travelled the world in a blimp
Captain’ed by a man with a limp

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I’ve travelled the world in a blimp
Captain’ed by a man with a limp
The blimp’s filled with gas

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I’ve travelled the world in a blimp
Captain’ed by a man with a limp
The blimp’s filled with gas
and built solely of glass

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I’ve travelled the world in a blimp
Captain’ed by a man with a limp
The blimp’s filled with gas
and built solely of glass
Come join us - hey! Don’t be a wimp!

My car has a problem with rust

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My car has a problem with rust
The floorboards are quite hard to trust

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I think we need to know more about this story. :wink:

My car has a problem with rust
The floorboards are quite hard to trust
The fender fell off

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My car has a problem with rust
The floorboards are quite hard to trust
The fender fell off
The wheels it did doff

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My car has a problem with rust
The floorboards are quite hard to trust
The fender fell off
The wheels it did doff
And the running boards? Pfft! Reddish dust!

I wish I could fly like a bird

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I wish I could fly like a bird
To splatter my foes with my turd

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I wish could fly like a bird
To splatter my foes with my turd
Their eyes I’d peck out

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I wish could fly like a bird
To splatter my foes with my turd
Their eyes I’d peck out
Vulgar songs I would spout

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I wish could fly like a bird
To splatter my foes with my turd
Their eyes I’d peck out
Vulgar songs I would spout
(nothing like any birdsong you’ve heard)

I can play a guitar with my toes

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I can play a guitar with my toes
And keep counting the beat with my nose

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I can play a guitar with my toes
And keep counting the beat with my nose
As my schlong plays the sax

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I can play a guitar with my toes
And keep counting the beat with my nose
As my schlong plays the sax
Building to a climax

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I can play a guitar with my toes
And keep counting the beat with my nose
As my schlong plays the sax
Building to a climax…
To learn more come to one of my shows

My father was admired for his scent

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My father was admired for his scent
People sniffed him wherever he went