My father was admired for his scent
People sniffed him wherever he went
Said he smelled of Eau de Toilette
My father was admired for his scent
People sniffed him wherever he went
Said he smelled of Eau de Toilette
But to his lasting regret
My father was admired for his scent
People sniffed him wherever he went
Said he smelled of Eau de Toilette
But to his lasting regret
'Twas the smell of his own excrement
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic
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My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic
But the spots are quite hypnotic
Right on the same wavelength, @Simmerdown. 
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic
But the spots are quite hypnotic
“Drink more whiskey” they whisper
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic
But the spots are quite hypnotic
“Drink more whiskey” they whisper
It’s not harmful, they infer
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic
But the spots are quite hypnotic
“Drink more whiskey” they whisper
It’s not harmful, they infer
“They make you seem much less robotic!”
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer
“And is what I smell on your breath beer?”
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer
“And is what I smell on your breath beer?”
No, sir! It’s only cocaine
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer
“And is what I smell on your breath beer?”
No, sir! It’s only cocaine
I deftly explained
Back off!” the cop said with a sneer
“And is what I smell on your breath beer?”
No, sir! It’s only cocaine
I deftly explained
Which I take when I’m too stoned to steer
I’ve got a small problem with drugs
I’ve got a small problem with drugs
They induce me to see countless bugs
’ve got a small problem with drugs
They induce me to see countless bugs
In my mouth or my vein
I’ve got a small problem with drugs
They induce me to see countless bugs
In my mouth or my vein
They mess with my brain
I’ve got a small problem with drugs
They induce me to see countless bugs
In my mouth or my vein
They mess with my brain
Then I am assailed by scads of slugs
The pests are overruning my garden
The pests are overruning my garden
My resolve has just begun to harden
The pests are overrunning my garden
My resolve has just begun to harden
I bought a flame thrower
The pests are overrunning my garden
My resolve has just begun to harden
I bought a flame thrower
which I attached to my mower
The pests are overrunning my garden
My resolve has just begun to harden
I bought a flame thrower
which I attached to my mower
Those bastards will get no pardon
I like to play video games
I like to play video games
It’s how I impress all the dames