Loopy Limericks

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8070

I like to play video games
It’s how I impress all the dames
Little Suzie from next door

8071

I like to play video games
It’s how I impress all the dames
Little Suzie from next door
Lounges about on the floor

8072

I like to play video games
It’s how I impress all the dames
Little Suzie from next door
Lounges about on the floor
making rumble controlled lewd exclaims.

My cat has to go to the vet

8073

My cat has to go to the vet
As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet

8074

My cat has to go to the vet
As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet
They’ll make her stop

8075

My cat has to go to the vet
As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet
They’ll make her stop
And then start from the top

8076

My cat has to go to the vet
As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet
They’ll make her stop
And then start from the top
When finished I’ll be deeper in debt

I’m secretly great at one thing

8077

I’m secretly great at one thing
Hitting giants with my trusty sling

8078

I’m secretly great at one thing
Hitting giants with my trusty sling
Then I cut off their heads

8079

I’m secretly great at one thing
Hitting giants with my trusty sling
Then I cut off their heads
(if I’m off my meds)

8080

I’m secretly great at one thing
Hitting giants with my trusty sling
Then I cut off their heads
(if I’m off my meds)
And use an ear as a fleshy g-string

With a full tub of lube I’m all set

8081

With a full tub of lube I’m all set
Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet

8082

With a full tub of lube I’m all set
Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet
She’s pretty darn old

8083

With a full tub of lube I’m all set
Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet
She’s pretty darn old
She’s dried up, truth be told!

8084

With a full tub of lube I’m all set
Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet
She’s pretty darn old
She’s dried up, truth be told!
As I caught her years ago in a fishing net

My wife I both love and hate

8085

My wife I both love and hate
She doesn’t think I’m so great

8086

My wife I both love and hate
She doesn’t think I’m so great
Though I do all I can

8087

My wife I both love and hate
She doesn’t think I’m so great
Though I do all I can
I’m only one man

8088

My wife I both love and hate
She doesn’t think I’m so great
Though I do all I can
I’m only one man
And so I, on the sly, others date!

So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot.

8089

So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot
Such that around his neck it became quite taut