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So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot
Such that around his neck it became quite taut
He was willing to die

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So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot
Such that around his neck it became quite taut
He was willing to die
My indifference is high

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So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot
Such that around his neck it became quite taut
He was willing to die
My indifference is high
I don’t care what happens to the little snot

Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates

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Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates
Confronted by that which he hates

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Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates
Confronted by that which he hates
St Peter says sorry

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Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates
Confronted by that which he hates
St Peter says "Sorry,
But here there’s no malarkey,

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Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates
Confronted by that which he hates
St Peter says “Sorry,
But here there’s no malarkey,
We found stolen loot in your crates.”

Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie.

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Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie.
Worse than a sharp poke in the eye

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Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie.
Worse than a sharp poke in the eye
But there’s light at the end

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Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie.
Worse than a sharp poke in the eye
But there’s light at the end
Or, if not, just pretend

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Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie.
Worse than a sharp poke in the eye
But there’s light at the end
Or, if not, just pretend
It’s all I can do not to cry

We will have a picnic today

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We will have a picnic today
While it still isn’t rainy and grey

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We will have a picnic today
While it still isn’t rainy and grey
Brats on the grill

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We will have a picnic today
While it still isn’t rainy and grey
Brats on the grill
As they eye me with ill will

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We will have a picnic today
While it still isn’t rainy and grey
Brats on the grill
As they eye me with ill will
those vegan’s who won’t go away

I need to lose a few pounds

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I need to lose a few pounds
It won’t be as easy as it sounds

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I need to lose a few pounds
It won’t be as easy as it sounds
As I weigh two hundred tons

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I need to lose a few pounds
It won’t be as easy as it sounds
As I weigh two hundred tons
And that’s just my buns

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I need to lose a few pounds
It won’t be as easy as it sounds
As I weigh two hundred tons
And that’s just my buns
So now, Burger King’s out of bounds.

As the porn actress slipped off her dress

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As the porn actress slipped off her dress
One assett was bound to impress