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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’

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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’
As Cheeta looked on

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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’
As Cheeta looked on
Jane laughed and was gone

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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’
As Cheeta looked on
Jane laughed and was gone
And his yo-yo hung limp on the string.

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Oops. Sorry. Broke my own rule.
Forgot that I’d started the thread.

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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’
As Cheeta looked on
Jane laughed and was gone

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Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing?
Or will you play with my thing?’
As Cheeta looked on
Jane laughed and was gone
But she came back again in the Spring.

“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day

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“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day
"Some people are starting to say -

70

“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day,
"Some people are starting to say -
'It’s quite elementary,

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“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day,
"Some people are starting to say -
'It’s quite elementary,
And I tend to agree

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“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day,
“Some people are starting to say -
'It’s quite elementary,
And I tend to agree
That surely we HAVE to be gay!”
New:

The chef at a 5-star cafe

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The chef at a 5-star cafe
was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay!

74

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The chef at a 5-star cafe
was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay!
He couldn’t speak French,

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The chef at a 5-star cafe
was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay!
He couldn’t speak French,
So he sat on a bench

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The chef at a 5-star cafe
was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay!
He couldn’t speak French,
So he sat on a bench
Drinking rum instead of latte.
New: My puppy is not well-behaved

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My puppy is not well-behaved.
When biscuits he ardently craved,

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My puppy is not well-behaved.
When biscuits he ardently craved,
He’d nip at my heel

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My puppy is not well-behaved.
When biscuits he ardently craved,
He’d nip at my heel,
Then a Snausage he’d steal,

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My puppy is not well-behaved.
When biscuits he ardently craved,
He’d nip at my heel,
Then a Snausage he’d steal,
While I yelled, ranted and raved.

A singer who sang at the Met