A singer who sang at the Met
Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet.
A singer who sang at the Met
Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet.
Alto I’m a bass
A singer who sang at the Met
Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet.
Alto I’m a bass
I can make a strong case
A singer who sang at the Met
Told a tenor, “I’ll make you a bet.
Alto I’m a bass
I can make a strong case
That I’ll nail that hot mezzo chick yet!”
The chef was excessively flustered
The chef was excessively flustered
When trying to make flambé custard.
ninja’d
The chef was excessively flustered
When trying to make flambé custard.
Instead of the brandy,
The chef was excessively flustered
When trying to make flambé custard.
Instead of the brandy,
He used cotton candy
The chef was excessively flustered
When trying to make flambé custard.
Instead of the brandy,
He used cotton candy
And a ridiculous measure of mustard.
A Scotsman wearing a kilt
A Scotsman wearing a kilt
Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.”
A Scotsman wearing a kilt
Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.”
So he guzzled some stout
A Scotsman wearing a kilt
Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.”
So he guzzled some stout
And let out a shout
A Scotsman wearing a kilt
Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.”
So he guzzled some stout
And let out a shout
Then boinked a maid under a quilt!
A monk with only one eye
A monk with only one eye
Looked up at a bird in the sky
A monk with only one eye
Looked up at a bird in the sky
He pleaded, "Do not
A monk with only one eye
Looked up at a bird in the sky
He pleaded, "Do not
leave a large white spot
A monk with only one eye
Looked up at a bird in the sky
He pleaded, “Do not
Leave a large white spot
On my tonsure! Do not even try!”
“A nun at a naturist camp”
A nun at a naturist camp
Sat on the cardinal’s lap
That doesn’t even rhyme!!!
That doesn’t even rhyme!!!
He’ll do better next time,