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A nun at a naturist camp
Sat on the cardinal’s lap
She said "“Teach me to rhyme”

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A nun at a naturist camp
Sat on the cardinal’s lap
She said "“Teach me to rhyme”
He said “Oh, you’re so fine”

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A nun at a naturist camp
Sat on the cardinal’s lap
She said "“Teach me to rhyme”
“In anapestic meter”

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A nun at a naturist camp
Sat on the cardinal’s lap
She said "“Teach me to rhyme”
“In anapestic meter”
“But why did you sit on my lamp?”

A dashing young mad from Pompeii

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mad = man

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A dashing young mad from Pompeii
Went to Rome and back in a day

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A dashing young man from Pompeii
Went to Rome and back in a day.
I don’t mean to be lugubrious

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A dashing young man from Pompeii
Went to Rome and back in a day.
“I don’t mean to be lugubrious,
But this stroll is salubrious”

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A dashing young man from Pompeii
Went to Rome and back in a day.
“I don’t mean to be lugubrious,
But this stroll is salubrious”
Then Vesuvius blew him away.
An actress named Hedy Lamarr
That’s Hedley

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An actress named Hedy Lamarr
In Ecstasy went way too far

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An actress named Hedy Lamarr
In Ecstasy went way too far
Her co-stars would say

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An actress named Hedy Lamarr
In Ecstasy went way too far
Her co-stars would say
She’s a bit too risque

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An actress named Hedy Lamarr
In Ecstasy went way too far
Her co-stars would say
She’s a bit too risque
When they talked about her (at the bar).

the first line of this submission contains a mildly NSFW link

Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys

ETA: It might be fun to try making a link out of each line. No pressure, of course. :slight_smile:

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Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys
Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies

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Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys
Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies
But the bit she thought glitz

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Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys
Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies
But the bit she thought glitz
Was infested with nits.

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Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys
Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies
But the bit she thought glitz
Was infested with nits.
And aggravated her double-whammys.
There was an old girl from Hawaii

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There was an old girl from Hawaii
Who hooked an immense mahi-mahi

(I KNOW it’s a clunky rhyme, but all rhymes for “Hawaii” are clunky!)

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There was an old girl from Hawaii
Who hooked an immense mahi-mahi
In the fight with the fish