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once walked a mile for a camel
Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel
I’ve totaled my car

8151

Once walked a mile for a camel
Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel
I’ve totaled my car
Wrecked my boat on a sandbar

8152

Once walked a mile for a camel
Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel
I’ve totaled my car
Wrecked my boat on a sandbar
And made love to a large marine mammal.

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor

8153

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor
Made a bet over who could wank faster

8154

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor
Made a bet over who could wank faster
But a Latter Day Saint

8155

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor
Made a bet over who could wank faster
But a Latter Day Saint
Then licked his own taint

8156

A rabbi, a priest and a pastor
Made a bet over who could wank faster
But a Latter Day Saint
Then licked his own taint
Of perversion, he’s surely the master!

I find myself lacking in drive

8157

I find myself lacking in drive
I just hang out in any old dive

8158

I find myself lacking in drive
I just hang out in any old dive
Nursing my gin and tonic

8159

I find myself lacking in drive
I just hang out in any old dive
Nursing my gin and tonic
And burger from Sonic

8160

I find myself lacking in drive
I just hang out in any old dive
Nursing my gin and tonic
And burger from Sonic
Guess I’m lucky to still be alive

A cop pulled me over today

8161

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A cop pulled me over today
Told me he liked my green beret

8162

A cop pulled me over today
Told me he liked my green beret
Enough to send me to jail

8163

A cop pulled me over today
Told me he liked my green beret
Enough to send me to jail
Now they’re setting my bail

8164

A cop pulled me over today
Told me he liked my green beret
Enough to send me to jail
Now they’re setting my bail
And impounding my black Chevrolet

Alice and Bob took a cruise

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Alice and Bob took a cruise
But alas it was a dastardly ruse

8166

Alice and Bob took a cruise
But alas it was a dastardly ruse
They provided no food

8167

Alice and Bob took a cruise
But alas it was a dastardly ruse
They provided no food
And I knew I was screwed

8168

Alice and Bob took a cruise
But alas it was a dastardly ruse
They provided no food
And I knew I was screwed
When the sewage backed up in the loos

I sailed to the edge of the Earth

8169

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
for an autograph from Colin Firth