Loopy Limericks

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I sailed to the edge of the Earth
for an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile

8171

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
For an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile
Before he began to defile

8172

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
For an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile
Before he began to defile
my dog, which kinda lessened his worth

My new bride is one hundred and four

8173

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door

8174

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale

8175

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale
We still plan to set sail

8176

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale
We still plan to set sail
To our honeymoon suite by the shore

My underwear’s twenty years old

8177

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!

8178

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own

8179

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own
That fondles my bone

8180

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own
That fondles my bone
But otherwise won’t do what it’s told

I have an ostrich and an emu

8181

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?

8182

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples

8183

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples
The emu pops pimples

8184

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples
The emu pops pimples
How would a cassowary do?

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe

8185

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe
It was big, and made mostly of glue

8186

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe
It was big, and made mostly of glue
Which allowed him to stick

8187

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe
It was big, and made mostly of glue
Which allowed him to stick
And that did the trick

8188

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe
It was big, and made mostly of glue
Which allowed him to stick
And that did the trick
So he stuck on the old woman too.

My elbow’s been hurting me lately

8189

My elbow’s been hurting me lately
I just cannot stretch it out straightly