Loopy Limericks

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8170

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
for an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile

8171

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
For an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile
Before he began to defile

8172

I sailed to the edge of the Earth
For an autograph from Colin Firth
He gave me a smile
Before he began to defile
my dog, which kinda lessened his worth

My new bride is one hundred and four

8173

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door

8174

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale

8175

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale
We still plan to set sail

8176

My new bride is one hundred and four
I carried her in through the door
Though being a bowhead whale
We still plan to set sail
To our honeymoon suite by the shore

My underwear’s twenty years old

8177

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!

8178

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own

8179

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own
That fondles my bone

8180

My underwear’s twenty years old
You can bet it’s a sight to behold!
It has a will of its own
That fondles my bone
But otherwise won’t do what it’s told

I have an ostrich and an emu

8181

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?

8182

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples

8183

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples
The emu pops pimples

8184

I have an ostrich and an emu
Which one looks nicer to you?
The ostrich has dimples
The emu pops pimples
How would a cassowary do?

There was an old guy who lived in a shoe