Loopy Limericks

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8510

If you see the cricket on the road,
pick it up, it won’t explode
Then give it a lick
You’ll hallucinate quick
Then excel at morse code.

8511

@Guest-starring_Id we need a new 1st line…

8512

Oh, thanks…

Uncle Fester runs free through the fields,

8513

Uncle Fester runs free through the fields
With the mighty hammer that he wields

8514

Uncle Fester runs free through the fields
With the mighty hammer that he wields
Yes, as mighty as Thor’s

8515

Uncle Fester runs free through the fields
With the mighty hammer that he wields
Yes, as mighty as Thor’s
He’s surrounded by whores

8516

Uncle Fester runs free through the fields
With the mighty hammer that he wields
Yes, as mighty as Thor’s
He’s surrounded by whores
Who caress it until he yields

There once was a God from Atlantis

8517

There once was a God from Atlantis
Who looked like a big praying mantis

8518

There once was a God from Atlantis
Who looked like a big praying mantis
As he rose from the sea

8519

There once was a God from Atlantis
Who looked like a big praying mantis
As he rose from the sea
He felt a strong urge to pee

8520

There once was a God from Atlantis
Who looked like a big praying mantis
As he rose from the sea
He felt a strong urge to pee
on politicians like Ron DeSantis

My bucket list has only one thing

8521

Wow! Pulled that one off in spades! :+1:

8522

My bucket list has only one thing
To have a massive ding-a-ling

8523

Heck, I can do that myself-on the endless parade of fliers in my snail mailbox. After the election I may very well do so.

My bucket list has only one thing
To have a massive ding-a-ling
Tho it would drag on the ground

8524

My bucket list has only one thing
To have a massive ding-a-ling
Tho it would drag on the ground
I would use it to pound

8525

My bucket list has only one thing
To have a massive ding-a-ling
Tho it would drag on the ground
I would use it to pound
out a beat for some disco dancing

I was born with a smile on my face

8526

I was born with a smile on my face
But the voters smashed it with a mace

8527

I was born with a smile on my face
But the voters smashed it with a mace
Now I look really bad

8528

I was born with a smile on my face
But the voters smashed it with a mace
Now I look really bad
Like a blobfish gone mad

8529

I was born with a smile on my face
But the voters smashed it with a mace
Now I look really bad
Like a blobfish gone mad
Please just administer the coup de grace

Mr. Smith once went to Washington