A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise
Found The President in rigor mortis
They danced a little jig
Which led to a new gig
and will likely decide to deport us
I wish I was famous and rich
I wish I was famous and rich
With a Stepford Wife for my bitch
I wish I was famous and rich
With a Stepford Wife for my bitch
Snorting coke on my jet
I wish I was famous and rich
With a Stepford Wife for my bitch
Snorting coke on my jet
Lotsa boofing? You bet!
I wish I was famous and rich
With a Stepford Wife for my bitch
Snorting coke on my jet
Lotsa boofing? You bet!
Until she started to twitch and glitch
My wife was having a secret affair
My wife was having a secret affair
Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care
My wife was having a secret affair
Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care
She don’t shave down below
My wife was having a secret affair
Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care
She don’t shave down below
Has a nose like Bozo
My wife was having a secret affair
Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care
She don’t shave down below
Has a nose like Bozo
So she’s a perfect match for her bugbear
My kids are very terrified of clowns
My kids are very terrified of clowns
When they roam around cities and towns
My kids are very terrified of clowns
When they roam around cities and towns
I think they’re cute
My kids are very terrified of clowns
When they roam around cities and towns
I think they’re cute
But when they toot
My kids are very terrified of clowns
When they roam around cities and towns
I think they’re cute
But when they toot
you don’t want to be anywhere around
A frog and a toad stole my car
A frog and a toad stole my car
And what made their crime more bizarre
A frog and a toad stole my car
And what made their crime more bizarre
The two had just met
A frog and a toad stole my car
And what made their crime more bizarre
The two had just met
They were driving to get
A frog and a toad stole my car
And what made their crime more bizarre
The two had just met
They were driving to get
Far from Reptile/amphibian war!
If you see the cricket on the road,
If you see the cricket on the road,
pick it up, it won’t explode
If you see the cricket on the road,
pick it up, it won’t explode
Then give it a lick
If you see the cricket on the road,
pick it up, it won’t explode
Then give it a lick
You’ll hallucinate quick