Loopy Limericks

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I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish
Or why Paduan women are shrewish
Still, I find some joy
With an Alderan goy
and books you’d call “Winnie the Pooh-ish”

I keep my loose change in a bra cup

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I keep my loose change in a bra cup
And in the other I keep my pup

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I keep my loose change in a bra cup
And in the other I keep my pup
When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’

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I keep my loose change in a bra cup
And in the other I keep my pup
When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’
And he barks (my dog “Fang”)

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I keep my loose change in a bra cup
And in the other I keep my pup
When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’
And he barks (my dog “Fang”)
Am I happy? To this, I say, “Yup!”

One night I was feeling frisky

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One night I was feeling frisky
So I downed my Viagra with whisky

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One night I was feeling frisky
So I downed my Viagra with whisky
I called an old flame

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One night I was feeling frisky
So I downed my Viagra with whisky
I called an old flame
But misremember her name

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One night I was feeling frisky
So I downed my Viagra with whisky
I called an old flame
But misremember her name
and getting it wrong seemed too risky

I have friends in high places, it’s true

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I have friends in high places, it’s true
Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo

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I have friends in high places, it’s true
Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo
And treefrogs aplenty

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I have friends in high places, it’s true
Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo
And treefrogs aplenty
Bald eagles? ‘Bout twenty

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I have friends in high places, it’s true
Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo
And treefrogs aplenty
Bald eagles? ‘Bout twenty
But I fear I have caught the bird flu

The November election is looming

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The November election is looming
And has a certain president fuming

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The November election is looming
And has a certain president fuming
His fumes are quite vile

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The November election is looming
And has a certain president fuming
His fumes are quite vile
Erasing Mel’s smile

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The November election is looming
And has a certain president fuming
His fumes are quite vile
Erasing Mel’s smile
Soiled his diaper again, I’m assuming.

A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise

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A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise
Found The President in rigor mortis

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A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise
Found The President in rigor mortis
They danced a little jig

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A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise
Found The President in rigor mortis
They danced a little jig
Which led to a new gig