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8450

Yesterday I saw something neat
A dildo they carved out of meat
It might have been lamb

8451

Yesterday I saw something neat
A dildo they carved out of meat
It might have been lamb
But more likely, Spam

8452

Yesterday I saw something neat
A dildo they carved out of meat
It might have been lamb
But more likely, Spam
but nothing I’m likely to eat

I’m the victim of a horrible rumor

8453

I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer

8454

I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
My brain’s been replaced by a tumor

8455

[not part of game]

Those two last entries for the same line appear to be functionally identical.
[npog]

8456
  1. I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
    They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer
    Don’t call me dum

2.I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
My brain’s been replaced by a tumor
Don’t call me dum

8457

I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer
Don’t call me dum
I didn’t vote for the bum

8458

I’m the victim of a horrible rumor
They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer
Don’t call me dum
I didn’t vote for the bum
I don’t have that type of sense of humor!

At work, I must now watch my step

8459

At work, I must now watch my step
since I murdered that sales rep

8460

At work, I must now watch my step
since I murdered that sales rep
He just wouldn’t stop calling

8461

At work, I must now watch my step
since I murdered that sales rep
He just wouldn’t stop calling
and his breath was appalling

8462

At work, I must now watch my step
since I murdered that sales rep
He just wouldn’t stop calling
and his breath was appalling
(Like a yak’s on the Mongolian steppe).

I mistakenly swallowed a fly

8463

I mistakenly swallowed a fly
Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi

8464

I mistakenly swallowed a fly
Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi
I coughed him up

8465

I mistakenly swallowed a fly
Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi
I coughed him up
In a red solo cup

8466

I mistakenly swallowed a fly
Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi
I coughed him up
In a red solo cup
He promptly gave me the evil eye

I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish

8467

I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish
Or why Paduan women are shrewish

8468

I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish
Or why Paduan women are shrewish
Still, I find some joy

8469

I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish
Or why Paduan women are shrewish
Still, I find some joy
With an Alderan goy