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There’s a burning sensation when I pee
Since I returned from Fiji
A fish crawled up my pisshole

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There’s a burning sensation when I pee
Since I returned from Fiji
A fish crawled up my pisshole
Now there’s shame in my soul

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There’s a burning sensation when I pee
Since I returned from Fiji
A fish crawled up my pisshole
Now there’s shame in my soul
As when I come he giggles with glee

My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs

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My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs
But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes

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My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs
But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes
She said, “Just like Rubiks”

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My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs
But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes
She said, “Just like Rubiks”
They upstage her Pubix

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My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs
But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes
She said, “Just like Rubiks”
They upstage her Pubix
When it comes to attracting the rubes.

A freek show owner named Dan

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A freek show owner named Dan
Told me of his freak show plan

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A freek show owner named Dan
Told me of his freak show plan
It was freaky as heck

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A freek show owner named Dan
Told me of his freak show plan
It was freaky as heck
Freaked up to spec

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A freak show owner named Dan
Told me of his freak show plan
It was freaky as heck
Freaked up to spec
with freaks aquired from Freakastan

My neighbors are ugly and odd

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My neighbors are ugly and odd
But even that is just a facade

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My neighbors are ugly and odd
But even that is just a facade
They put ketchup on weiners

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My neighbors are ugly and odd
But even that is just a facade
They put ketchup on weiners
and wash their cat at the cleaners

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My neighbors are ugly and odd
But even that is just a facade
They put ketchup on weiners
and wash their cat at the cleaners
For two bucks, I’ll show you their bod(s)!

Printer drivers are making me mad!

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Printer drivers are making me mad
But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad

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Printer drivers are making me mad
But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad
As I swing my sledge hammer

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Printer drivers are making me mad
But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad
As I swing my sledge hammer
“Fuck you, paper-jammer!”

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Printer drivers are making me mad
But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad
As I swing my sledge hammer
“Fuck you, paper-jammer!”
I hit it with all the strength I had

Yesterday I saw something neat

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Yesterday I saw something neat
A dildo they carved out of meat