I do get a kick from champagne
In particular, this vintage from Spain
One drink before bed
I do get a kick from champagne
In particular, this vintage from Spain
One drink before bed
And I’m ready to shred
I do get a kick from champagne
In particular, this vintage from Spain
One drink before bed
And I’m ready to shred
Whether out in the sun or the rain
This wrestler who’s named The Rock
This wrestler who’s named The Rock
Isn’t actually much of a jock
This wrestler who’s named The Rock
Isn’t actually much of a jock
He has only one ball
This wrestler who’s named The Rock
Isn’t actually much of a jock
He has only one ball
That surprised me, y’all
This wrestler who’s named The Rock
Isn’t actually much of a jock
He has only one ball
That surprised me, y’all
And he carries it around in a sock
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
Who I met flattened on the nearby road
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
Who I met flattened on the nearby road
Unexpectedly cute,
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
Who I met flattened on the nearby road
Unexpectedly cute,
In a green trouser suit
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
Who I met flattened on the nearby road
Unexpectedly cute,
In a green trouser suit
My attraction to him overflowed
On the couch, I sat on my ass
My blind date was a 50 lb toad
Who I met flattened on the nearby road
Unexpectedly cute,
In a green trouser suit
My attraction to him overflowed
I see what you did there, RollOutTheBarrel, clap clap (IOW I can well imagine in what form the love “flowed out”…)
On the couch, I sat on my ass
Smoking copious amounts of grass
On the couch, I sat on my ass
Smoking copious amounts of grass
Then gulped down some 'ludes
On the couch, I sat on my ass
Smoking copious amounts of grass
Then gulped down some 'ludes
And ate plums I had stewed
On the couch, I sat on my ass
Smoking copious amounts of grass
Then gulped down some 'ludes
And ate plums I had stewed
And spent my repast passing gas
My fortune teller said with a wink
My fortune teller said with a wink
“Your future looks curvy and pink”
My fortune teller said with a wink
“Your future looks curvy and pink”
Your new man has Peyronie’s
My fortune teller said with a wink
“Your future looks curvy and pink”
Your new man has Peyronie’s
And he’s hung like a pony’s
My fortune teller said with a wink
“Your future looks curvy and pink”
Your new man has Peyronie’s
And he’s hung like a pony’s
though a slight chill will cause it to shrink
There’s a burning sensation when I pee
There’s a burning sensation when I pee
Since I returned from Fiji