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Yes! thank you Smiley Face
You have such aplomb and grace
Except when you’re winking

8391

Yes! thank you Smiley Face
You have such aplomb and grace
Except when you’re winking
I want to start drinking

8392

Yes! thank you Smiley Face
You have such aplomb and grace
Except when you’re winking
I want to start drinking
Neat gin - yes, I’m such a sad case.

I painted my testicles blue

8393

I painted my testicles blue
I couldn’t afford a tattoo

8394

I painted my testicles blue
I couldn’t afford a tattoo
The paint was lead-based

8395

I painted my testicles blue
I couldn’t afford a tattoo
The paint was lead-based
So now I am chaste

8396

I painted my testicles blue
I couldn’t afford a tattoo
The paint was lead-based
So now I am chaste
and I sadly have nothing to do

I have two eyes in the back of my head

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I have two eyes in the back of my head
They belong to a wizard who is dead

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I have two eyes in the back of my head
They belong to a wizard who is dead
And a witch’s nose

8399

I have two eyes in the back of my head
They belong to a wizard who is dead
And a witch’s nose
(actually three of those)

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I have two eyes in the back of my head
They belong to a wizard who is dead
And a witch’s nose
(actually three of those)
Their lovemaking I do truly dread

I once went to school at Hogwarts

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I once went to school at Hogwarts
Studious, I never played sports

8402

I once went to school at Hogwarts
Studious, I never played sports
But I learned to transform

8403

I once went to school at Hogwarts
Studious, I never played sports
But I learned to transform
Into a snake in my dorm

8404

I once went to school at Hogwarts
Studious, I never played sports
But I learned to transform
Into a snake in my dorm
And I could not keep that in my shorts

My wife has a lover in St. Paul

8405

My wife has a lover in St. Paul
She visits him twice every fall

8406

My wife has a lover in St. Paul
She visits him twice every fall
But I can’t complain

8407

My wife has a lover in St. Paul
She visits him twice every fall
But I can’t complain
Her absence: my gain

8408

My wife has a lover in St. Paul
She visits him twice every fall
But I can’t complain
Her absence: my gain:
More time spent playing pickleball

I do get a kick from champagne

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I do get a kick from champagne
In particular, this vintage from Spain