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When the Molemen came for my brain
They forgot it was soaked in cocaine
So instead, stole my heart

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When the Molemen came for my brain
They forgot it was soaked in cocaine
So instead, stole my heart
Whilst I let out a fart

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When the Molemen came for my brain
They forgot it was soaked in cocaine
So instead, stole my heart
Whilst I let out a fart
Don’t ask why, it’s too hard to explain

My best friend is an old hermit crab

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My best friend is an old hermit crab
He definitely has the gift of gab

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My best friend is an old hermit crab
He definitely has the gift of gab
His stories are dull

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My best friend is an old hermit crab
He definitely has the gift of gab
His stories are dull
But I’ll get an earful

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My best friend is an old hermit crab
He definitely has the gift of gab
His stories are dull
But I’ll get an earful
Kinda wish he’d get out of my cab!

My cat? What a horrible mooch!

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My cat? What a horrible mooch!
He’s always trying to drink my hooch

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My cat? What a horrible mooch!
He’s always trying to drink my hooch
Plus my afternoon snack

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My cat? What a horrible mooch!
He’s always trying to drink my hooch
Plus my afternoon snack
becomes his, post-attack

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My cat? What a horrible mooch!
He’s always trying to drink my hooch
Plus my afternoon snack
becomes his, post-attack
And he’s annexed the bed of my pooch.

I can’t seem to get any sleep.

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I can’t seem to get any sleep.
I don’t snore or dream. I just weep

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I can’t seem to get any sleep.
I don’t snore or dream. I just weep
Due to lack of a bed

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I can’t seem to get any sleep.
I don’t snore or dream. I just weep
Due to lack of a bed
And voices in my head

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I can’t seem to get any sleep.
I don’t snore or dream. I just weep
Due to lack of a bed
And voices in my head
And definitely forget counting sheep

My cousin married a virgin ewe

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My cousin married a virgin ewe
Her name was Mary. His was Hugh.

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My cousin married a virgin ewe
Her name was Mary. His was Hugh.
But on their wedding night

I’d love for this to go the way I’m imaging. I’ll post my thoughts in a bit.

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My cousin married a virgin ewe
Her name was Mary. His was Hugh.
But on their wedding night
Hugh got such a fright

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My cousin married a virgin ewe
Her name was Mary. His was Hugh.
But on their wedding night
Hugh got such a fright
Because Mary ended up in the stew

Yes! thank you :wink:

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Yes! thank you Smiley Face
You have such aplomb and grace