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I think I’ve been catfished online
To be honest, I really don’t mind
Better than being herring’ed

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I think I’ve been catfished online
To be honest, I really don’t mind
Better than being herring’ed
Or probably childbearing

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I think I’ve been catfished online
To be honest, I really don’t mind
Better than being herring’ed
Or probably childbearing
I’ll take whatever I find.

A wench with an eye made of glass

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A wench with an eye made of glass
Had the most beautiful ass

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A wench with an eye made of glass
Had the most beautiful ass
But in her private flat

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A wench with an eye made of glass
Had the most beautiful ass
But in her private flat
She turns into a brat

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A wench with an eye made of glass
Had the most beautiful ass
But in her private flat
She turns into a brat
A shame - I prefer girls with class.

A dubious fellow named Hank

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A dubious fellow named Hank
Has a pecker that starts with a crank

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A dubious fellow named Hank
Has a pecker that starts with a crank
Takes awhile to get it up

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A dubious fellow named Hank
Has a pecker that starts with a crank
Takes awhile to get it up
He’ll use spit to wet it up

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A dubious fellow named Hank
Has a pecker that starts with a crank
Takes awhile to get it up
He’ll use spit to wet it up
And with a pop he shoots out a blank

As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep

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As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep
He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep

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As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep
He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep
“50 quid for the black one!”

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As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep
He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep
“50 quid for the black one!”
“Do I look like a fool, son?”

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As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep
He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep
“50 quid for the black one!”
“Do I look like a fool, son?”
It’s the only one I want to keep

My gal has a weird mole on her back

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My gal has a weird mole on her back
It got weirder when it began to crack

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My gal has a weird mole on her back
It got weirder when it began to crack
A tentacle appeared

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My gal has a weird mole on her back
It got weirder when it began to crack
A tentacle appeared
as I sat there and stared

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My gal has a weird mole on her back
It got weirder when it began to crack
A tentacle appeared
As I sat there and stared
My posterior it began to whack

When the Molemen came for my brain

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When the Molemen came for my brain
He forgot it was soaked in cocaine