When Rutherford the atom had split,
We all made fun of him for a bit.
"Please show us the axe,
and take off your slacks
Your nuts for a night light, that’s it!
The magician reached into his hat
The magician reached into his hat,
And grabbed what the rabbit had shat.
The magician reached into his hat,
And grabbed what the rabbit had shat.
He quickly said, “Presto!”
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The magician reached into his hat,
And grabbed what the rabbit had shat.
He quickly said, “Presto!”
Oh, what a mess though!
The magician reached into his hat,
And grabbed what the rabbit had shat.
He quickly said, “Presto!”
Oh, what a mess though!
And he’d plannned to throw knives after that.
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In a little tent out the woods
In a little tent out the woods
He convinced her to give up the goods
In a little tent out the woods
He convinced her to give up the goods
But the goods smelled so bad
In a little tent out the woods,
He convinced her to give up the goods.
But the goods smelled so bad
That she obviously had
In a little tent out the woods,
He convinced her to give up the goods.
But the goods smelled so bad
That she obviously had
Every guy in every one of the 'hoods.
When I needed a public rest room
When I needed a public rest room
I hopped on a flight to Khartoum
When I needed a public rest room
I hopped on a flight to Khartoum.
But those pans in Sudan
When I needed a public rest room
I hopped on a flight to Khartoum.
But those pans in Sudan,
Have a dirty old man
When I needed a public rest room
I hopped on a flight to Khartoum.
But those pans in Sudan,
Have a dirty old man
Who looks through a small hole as you groom.
^^^^^^^^^^
One night in a Spanish bordello,
One night in a Spanish bordello,
I met a quite curious fellow.
One night in a Spanish bordello,
I met a quite curious fellow.
"I’m just a trannysaurass
One night in a Spanish bordello,
I met a quite curious fellow.
“I’m just a trannysaurus
With a five inch clitoris”
One night in a Spanish bordello,
I met a quite curious fellow.
"I’m just a trannysaurus
With a five inch clitoris,
And a twat that tastes like Limoncello
A baker was kneading his dough
A baker was kneading his dough
While his apprentice was watching him go.
A baker was kneading his dough
While his apprentice was watching him go.
But the heat from the friction