I once met a doctor from Brazil,
Who produced from his pocket a pill.
"If you swallow this down,
Then take off your gown,
You can pound like that Collins dude Phil
In Beijing I found me a whore
In Beijing I found me a whore
Who could suck a golf ball through a straw
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In Beijing I found me a whore,
Who could suck a golf ball through a straw.
But while we were shaggin’
In Beijing I found me a whore,
Who could suck a golf ball through a straw.
But while we were shaggin’
She soon started naggin’
In Beijing I found me a whore,
Who could suck a golf ball through a straw.
But while we were shaggin’
She soon started naggin’
That’s what the ball gag is for
A woman who turned 99
A woman who turned 99,
Was sentenced to work in a mine.
A woman who turned 99,
Was sentenced to work in a mine.
But she fell down on the job
A woman who turned 99,
Was sentenced to work in a mine.
But she fell down on the job
Landing on Boss Bob.
A woman who turned 99,
Was sentenced to work in a mine.
But she fell down on the job
Landing on Boss Bob.
Now they’re married and doing just fine.
When Bill bought his mistress a boat,
A woman who turned 99,
Was sentenced to work in a mine.
But she fell down on the job
Landing on Boss Bob.
The major miner at the time.
!!!
Now, this old gal who fell on the boss,
Oops. Caught it too late.
When Bill bought his mistress a boat,
He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’.
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When Bill bought his mistress a boat,
He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’.
Since that clear contradiction
When Bill bought his mistress a boat,
He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’.
Since that clear contradiction
Was too punny for this vixen
When Bill bought his mistress a boat,
He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’.
Since that clear contradiction
Was too punny for this vixen
Who thought that ‘draught’ was something in his throat.
When Rutherford the atom had split
When Rutherford the atom had split
We all made fun of him for a bit
When Rutherford the atom had split,
We all made fun of him for a bit.
"Please show us the axe,
When Rutherford the atom had split,
We all made fun of him for a bit.
"Please show us the axe,
and take off your slacks