A strange lump grew up large on my chest,
It began in my schlong, then progressed.
If I can support it,
A strange lump grew up large on my chest,
It began in my schlong, then progressed.
If I can support it,
Then pertly cavort it,
A strange lump grew up large on my chest,
It began in my schlong, then progressed.
If I can support it,
Then pertly cavort it,
It could make for a nice looking breast.
The man tired of waiting in line
The man tired of waiting in line,
Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!”
The man tired of waiting in line,
Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!”
He looked for relief
The man tired of waiting in line,
Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!”
He looked for relief,
Pulled the cork with his teeth,
The man tired of waiting in line,
Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!”
He looked for relief,
Pulled the cork with his teeth,
And got drunk on fortified wine
A man reached for his glass of juice
A man reached for his glass of juice
And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!”
A man reached for his glass of juice
And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!”
"I never shall more drink
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A man reached for his glass of juice
And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!”
“I never shall more drink”,
He said with a wink,
]A man reached for his glass of juice
And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!”
“I never shall more drink”,
He said with a wink,
Aught but prune to keep my bowels loose!
The calluses upon mine hands
The calluses upon mine hands,
Make it hard to handle my glans.
The calluses upon mine hands
Make it hard to handle my glans
But things could be worse
The calluses upon mine hands,
Make it hard to handle my glans.
But things could be worse,
Because I’m a scrub nurse
The calluses upon mine hands,
Make it hard to handle my glans.
But things could be worse,
Because I’m a scrub nurse
And they’re great for scouring bedpans.
I once met a doctor from Brazil,
The calluses upon mine hands,
Make it hard to handle my glans.
But things could be worse,
Because I’m a scrub nurse,
So my schlong’s not as big as a man’s.
A cowboy from up in Alberta
I once met a doctor from Brazil,
Who produced from his pocket a pill.
I once met a doctor from Brazil,
Who produced from his pocket a pill.
"If you swallow this down,
I once met a doctor from Brazil,
Who produced from his pocket a pill.
"If you swallow this down,
Then take off your gown,