On a bright, sunny Easter morning,
Let’s face it, I had little warning.
Damned Bunny was quicker
And stole all my liquor,
On a bright, sunny Easter morning,
Let’s face it, I had little warning.
Damned Bunny was quicker
And stole all my liquor,
As well as the eggs I was hoarding.
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I was given a horse by O’Malley,
I was given a horse by O’Malley,
So I rode it down into Low Valley
I was given a horse by O’Malley,
So I rode it down into Low Valley.
When it started to wheeze
I was given a horse by O’Malley
So I rode it down into Low Valley
When it started to wheeze
I said to Louise
I was given a horse by O’Malley
So I rode it down into Low Valley
When it started to wheeze
I said to Louise
“This nag’s headed for her finale!”
An astronaut strapped in his rocket
An astronaut strapped in his rocket
Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it
An astronaut strapped in his rocket,
Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it.
But it seems that this drip
An astronaut strapped in his rocket,
Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it.
But it seems that this drip
Didn’t come from the ship,
An astronaut strapped in his rocket,
Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it.
But it seems that this drip
Didn’t come from the ship,
Instead it came from my pocket.
The man tripped and fell in the street
The man tripped and fell in the street
The thing he most bruised was his meat
The man tripped and fell in the street
The thing he most bruised was his meat.
And he tried to unravel
The man tripped and fell in the street
The thing he most bruised was his meat.
And he tried to unravel
His schlong from the gravel
The man tripped and fell in the street
The thing he most bruised was his meat.
And he tried to unravel
His schlong from the gravel
But his method seemed very offbeat
As the young lad was drumming his drum
As the young lad was drumming his drum
He met a drunk reeking of rum
As the young lad was drumming his drum
He met a drunk reeking of rum
So he showed off his stick work
As the young lad was drumming his drum,
He met a drunk reeking of rum.
So he showed off his stick work,
The tramp’s head gave a quick jerk,
As the young lad was drumming his drum,
He met a drunk reeking of rum.
So he showed off his stick work,
The tramp’s head gave a quick jerk,
And then, a total eclipse of the bum.
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A strange lump grew up large on my chest,
A strange lump grew up large on my chest,
It began in my schlong, then progressed