That snow-white lamb that Mary owned
On the weekends would often get stoned
Now when most sheep get high
They crave Spanish fly
But Mary’s sheep Dolly got cloned.
The lost hiker met up with a bear
The lost hiker met up with a bear,
Whose cave he was welcomed to share.
The lost hiker met up with a bear
Whose cave he was welcomed to share
But when they turned in
The lost hiker met up with a bear
Whose cave he was welcomed to share
But when they turned in
The bear tea-bagged his chin
The lost hiker met up with a bear
Whose cave he was welcomed to share
But when they turned in
The bear tea-bagged his chin
And one more pack joined the stack in the lair.
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Way down South where they grow cotton,
Way down South where they grow cotton,
Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin’
Way down South where they grow cotton,
Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’
"Now, we know Ellie May
Way down South where they grow cotton,
Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’
"Now, we know Ellie May
Likes to roll in the hay,
Way down South where they grow cotton,
Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’
“Now, we know Ellie May
Likes to roll in the hay,
But, why is it my boles are all rotten?”
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore,
Way down South where they grow cotton
Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin
"Now, we know Ellie May
Likes to roll in the hay
But condoms it seems we’ve forgotten
lottie beat me to it…
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore,
His sonnets do cause me to snore
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore,
His sonnets do cause me to snore
And those mind-numbing plays
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore,
His sonnets do cause me to snore
And those mind-numbing plays
Monologues that go on for days
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore,
His sonnets do cause me to snore
And those mind-numbing plays
Monologues that go on for days
It’s no wonder his wife was a whore
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy
And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy
And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy
But my asshole’s OK
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy
And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy
But my asshole’s OK
If you like turd purée
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy
And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy
But my asshole’s OK
If you like turd purée
But I consider that poopy.
On a bright, sunny Easter morning
On a bright, sunny Easter morning,
Let’s face it, I had little warning.
On a bright, sunny Easter morning,
Let’s face it, I had little warning.
Damned Bunny was quicker