Two monkeys were having a feast
Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased.
"He tastes of old weiner,
And his scrotum far leaner
Than our previous bipedal beast.
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Three of us on a long mission
Three of us on a long mission,
Came upon a well meant for wishin’.
Three of us on a long mission,
Came upon a well meant for wishin’.
So we each tossed in a coin
Three of us on a long mission,
Came upon a well meant for wishin’.
So we each tossed in a coin
To decide who would join
Three of us on a long mission,
Came upon a well meant for wishin’.
So we each tossed in a coin
To decide who would join
The other monks, in the well fishin’.
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel,
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel
Would let down his hair, usually annual
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel
Would let down his hair, usually annual
It reached past his ass
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel
Would let down his hair, usually annual
It reached past his ass
On the ground it would mass
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel
Would let down his hair, usually annual
It reached past his ass
On the ground it would mass
Though it’s really a wig, can you tell?
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The Royal Garden was found full of weeds
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds
So they brought in goats of different breeds
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds
So they brought in goats of different breeds.
While the kids ate thistles
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds
So they brought in goats of different breeds.
While the kids ate thistles
That tickled their bristles
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds
So they brought in goats of different breeds.
While the kids ate thistles
That tickled their bristles
Then the Prince planted ganja from seeds.
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking,
Near a lot where builders were working.
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking,
Near a lot where builders were working.
And these oafish fools
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking,
Near a lot where builders were working.
And these oafish fools
began jerking their tools
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking,
Near a lot where builders were working.
And these oafish fools
Began jerking their tools,
Unaware that a cop car was lurking.
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned,
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned
On the weekends would often get stoned
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned
On the weekends would often get stoned
Now when most sheep get high
Bravo.
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned
On the weekends would often get stoned
Now when most sheep get high
They crave Spanish fly