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962

The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things,
Among them, a dish fit for kings:

963

The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things,
Among them, a dish fit for kings:
One hundred year eggs

964

The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things,
Among them, a dish fit for kings:
One hundred year eggs,
Barbeque chicken legs

965

The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things,
Among them, a dish fit for kings:
One hundred year eggs,
Barbeque chicken legs
All served in a vase from the Mings.

The tourists were climbing a mountain

966

The tourists were climbing a mountain.
A herd of wild sheep they were countin’.

967

The tourists were climbing a mountain.
A herd of wild sheep they were countin’.
Then a big, studly ram

968

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969

The tourists were climbing a mountain.
A herd of wild sheep they were countin’.
Then a big, studly ram
Said, 'Pardon me Ma’am

970

The tourists were climbing a mountain.
A herd of wild sheep they were countin’.
Then a big, studly ram
Said, ‘Pardon me Ma’am,
Could we meet at the baa near the fountain?’

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There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam

971

There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam
Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am.

972

There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam
Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am.
But, as everyone knows

973

There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam
Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am.
But, as everyone knows
If you kill one of those

974

There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam
Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am.
But, as everyone knows
If you kill one of those
Nobody really wants hamster ham.
“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried.

975

“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried.
With her her boobs bouncing, we spied

976

“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried.
With her her boobs bouncing, we spied
A sight fit for kings,

977

“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried.
With her boobs bouncing, we spied
A sight fit for kings,
As this girl from Ringlings

978

“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried.
With her boobs bouncing, we spied
A sight fit for kings,
As this girl from Ringlings
Retracted her bungee inside

Two monkeys were having a feast

979

Two monkeys were having a feast
Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased.

980

Two monkeys were having a feast
Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased.
"He tastes of old weiner

981

Two monkeys were having a feast
Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased.
"He tastes of old weiner,
And his scrotum far leaner