I think this idea has merit -
If booty you have, you should share it.
I think this idea has merit
If booty you have, you should share it
So please don’t be delay
I think this idea has merit
If booty you have, you should share it
So please don’t be delay
In sticking it this way
I think this idea has merit
If booty you have, you should share it
So please don’t be delay
In sticking it this way
I know you will grin if you bare it.
The sheriff just spit on the ground
The sheriff just spit on the ground.
They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound.
The sheriff just spit on the ground.
They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound.
So he hiked up his belt
The sheriff just spit on the ground.
They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound.
So he hiked up his belt
Sniffed deeply as he knelt,
The sheriff just spit on the ground.
They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound.
So he hiked up his belt
Sniffed deeply as he knelt,
And in no time the criminal found.
The leering Spaniard did one day declare,
Nice one, Prof! <claps all around!>
The leering Spaniard did one day declare,
“I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare.”
The leering Spaniard did one day declare,
"I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare.
And I know that a co-ed
The leering Spaniard did one day declare,
"I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare.
And I know that a co-ed
Will profess to give slow-head
The leering Spaniard did one day declare,
“I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare.
And I know that a co-ed
Will profess to give slow-head,
So seek out the Truth… elsewhere!”
A horrible gurgling noise
A horrible gurgling noise
Is something that often annoys
A horrible gurgling noise
Is something that often annoys
When I eat fried chicken
A horrible gurgling noise
Is something that often annoys
When I eat fried chicken
My pulse does quicken
A horrible gurgling noise
Is something that often annoys
When I eat fried chicken
My pulse does quicken
watching Dexter, with KFC and the boys.
A sashaying buxom young blonde,
A sashaying buxom young blonde,
opened her mouth so wide when she yawned
A sashaying buxom young blonde,
opened her mouth so wide when she yawned
Down came a spider
A sashaying buxom young blonde,
opened her mouth so wide when she yawned
Down came a spider
Annoyed by her stridor
A sashaying buxom young blonde,
opened her mouth so wide when she yawned
Down came a spider
Annoyed by her stridor
But in one quick gulp he was gond.
The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things,