Loopy Limericks

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922

I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman,
A singing voice like Ethel Merman

923

I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman,
A singing voice like Ethel Merman
I’m hung like a horse

924

I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman,
A singing voice like Ethel Merman
I’m hung like a horse
A true show of force

925

I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman,
A singing voice like Ethel Merman
I’m hung like a horse
A true show of force
I speak fluent Latin and German.

A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber

926

A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber
Had a daughter and decided to deb her

927

A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber,
Had a daughter and decided to deb her.
Now, this may sound Catty,

928

A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber
Had a daughter and decided to deb her
Now, this may sound Catty
But she was a fatty

929

A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber
Had a daughter and decided to deb her
Now, this may sound Catty
But she was a fatty
And she looked like the Phantom had bred her.

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Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike,

930

Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike,
For none at the store did he like

931

Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike,
For none at the store did he like.
And out near Hoboken

932

Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike,
For none at the store did he like.
And out near Hoboken
He got his old spoke in

933

Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike,
For none at the store did he like.
And out near Hoboken
He got his old spoke in
A place that’s too tender to strike.
We once lived next door to Mae West,

934

We once lived next door to Mae West
When she offered a simple request

935

We once lived next door to Mae West
When she offered a simple request.
'Don’t knock on my door,

936

We once lived next door to Mae West
When she offered a simple request.
'Don’t knock on my door,
Or mock Dudley Moore

937

We once lived next door to Mae West
When she offered a simple request.
'Don’t knock on my door,
Or mock Dudley Moore
'Cos I’d love to feel moore undressed.

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I met an old gorilla at the beach

938

I met an old gorilla at the beach
Who offered to me a fresh peach

939

I met an old gorilla at the beach,
Who offered to me a fresh peach.
He said, "Just you suck it

940

I met an old gorilla at the beach,
Who offered to me a fresh peach.
He said, "Just you suck it
And drop the pit in this bucket

941

I met an old gorilla at the beach,
Who offered to me a fresh peach.
He said, “Just you suck it
And drop the pit in this bucket.”
Now what did this Zen master teach?

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