Loopy Limericks

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I have no luck with ebay bidding.
It never goes well, I’m not kidding.

1263

I have no luck with ebay bidding.
It never goes well, I’m not kidding.
I have it all reckoned,

1264

I have no luck with ebay bidding.
It never goes well, I’m not kidding.
I have it all reckoned;
Bid in the last second!

1265

I have no luck with ebay bidding.
It never goes well, I’m not kidding.
I have it all reckoned;
Bid in the last second!
But snipers send all my hopes skidding.

I once taught a horse a good trick

1266

I once taught a horse a good trick,
By using a carrot and stick.

1267

I once taught a horse a good trick,
By using a carrot and stick.
A little cajoling

1268

I once taught a horse a good trick,
By using a carrot and stick.
A little cajoling,
Started her rolling

1269

I once taught a horse a good trick,
By using a carrot and stick.
A little cajoling,
Started her rolling,
And her skates went clickety-click.
When we got to the fancy-dress ball,

1270

When we got to the fancy-dress ball,
We sauntered elegantly to the hall

1271

When we got to the fancy-dress ball,
We sauntered elegantly to the hall
But, alas, there my tux

1272

When we got to the fancy-dress ball,
We sauntered elegantly to the hall
But, alas, there my tux
(Which cost megabucks!)

1273

When we got to the fancy-dress ball,
We sauntered elegantly to the hall
But, alas, there my tux
(Which cost megabucks!)
Ripped apart due to midsection sprawl
Out of the car leapt the crazy clown

1274

Out of the car leapt the crazy clown,
Naked but for her evening gown.

1275

Out of the car leapt the crazy clown,
Naked but for her evening gown.
Though a she-clown’s a rare thing,

1276

Out of the car leapt the crazy clown,
Naked but for her evening gown.
Though a she-clown’s a rare thing,
The crowd liked her bare thing

1277

Out of the car leapt the crazy clown,
Naked but for her evening gown.
Though a she-clown’s a rare thing,
The crowd liked her bare thing
Which flashed as she leapt up and down.

At midnight when no-one was looking,

1278

At midnight when no-one was looking,
I practiced a new type of hooking.

1279

At midnight when no-one was looking,
I practiced a new type of hooking.
Dressed up as a trout,

1280

At midnight when no-one was looking,
I practiced a new type of hooking.
Dressed up as a trout,
I’d spawn my brains out,

1281

At midnight when no-one was looking,
I practiced a new type of hooking.
Dressed up as a trout,
I’d spawn my brains out;
I just need a room with a brook in.
The parrot whispered soft in my ear,