A dashing young pirate from the isle
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile
The wench dropped her knickers,
but here is the kicker,
A dashing young pirate from the isle,
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile,
The wench dropped her knickers,
And beckoned he lick 'ers
A dashing young pirate from the isle,
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile,
The wench dropped her knickers,
And beckoned he lick 'ers
Then fly a Jolly Roger for a while.
When I was young, a bad habit of mine,
When I was young, a bad habit of mine,
Was squeezing toothpaste in a line
When I was young, a bad habit of mine,
Was squeezing toothpaste in a line
Then snorting that shit,
When I was young, a bad habit of mine,
Was squeezing toothpaste in a line
Then snorting that shit,
Would give me a fit
When I was young, a bad habit of mine,
Was squeezing toothpaste in a line
Then snorting that shit,
Would give me a fit
But my snot would smell minty, and shine
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right,
It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight.
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right
It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight
The gonads keep shifting
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right
It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight
The gonads keep shifting
My penis keeps drifting
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right
It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight
The gonads keep shifting
My penis keeps drifting
And the rash on my taint is a fright.
A nana with hair silver-grey
A nana with hair silver-grey
Showed many male virgins the way
Sixty-three years of Kegels
Shoot, my paste didn’t take…sorry about that
A nana with hair silver-grey
Showed many male virgins the way
Sixty-three years of Kegels
A nana with hair silver-grey,
Showed many male virgins the way.
Sixty-three years of Kegels
Meant, despite pins and needles,
A nana with hair silver-grey,
Showed many male virgins the way.
Sixty-three years of Kegels
Meant, despite pins and needles,
She was still a phenomenal lay.
The clock was quickly ticking down
The clock was quickly ticking down
and coach stood there with a frown,
The clock was quickly ticking down
and coach stood there with a frown,
He looked at the bench
The clock was quickly ticking down,
And coach stood there with a frown.
He looked at the bench,
Where sat a fat wench
The clock was quickly ticking down,
And coach stood there with a frown.
He looked at the bench,
Where sat a fat wench
They had a great loser’s night on the town.
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