Loopy Limericks

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1222

He just stood there blowing his trumpet,
And said, “If this were a woman I’d hump it.
I’d use lots of lube,
And hope that the tube,
Sucks and not blows when I pump it”.
I know a good thing when I see it,

1223

I know a good thing when I see it,
Said the young man regarding my Fiat.

1224

I know a good thing when I see it,
Said the young man regarding my Fiat.
But aluminum siding?

1225

I know a good thing when I see it,
Said the young man regarding my Fiat.
But aluminum siding?
That car’s not worth riding.

1226

I know a good thing when I see it,
Said the young man regarding my Fiat.
But aluminum siding?
That car’s not worth riding,
Though if that’s what you’re in to, so be it.
My pen has just run out of ink

1227

My pen has just run out of ink,
And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think,

1228

My pen has just run out of ink,
And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think,
So with that codex in hand

1229

My pen has just run out of ink,
And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think,
So with that codex in hand,
I think I now understand,

1230

My pen has just run out of ink,
And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think,
So with that codex in hand,
I think I now understand,
Why the author was driven to drink.

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Amazing! I’d not before seen

1231

Amazing! I’d not before seen
Anything nearly as keen

1232

Amazing! I’d not before seen
Anything nearly as keen
A squid with twelve arms

1233

Amazing! I’d not before seen
Anything nearly as keen:
A squid with twelve arms.
And some big dairy farms

1234

Amazing! I’d not before seen
Anything nearly as keen:
A squid with twelve arms.
And some big dairy farms
Or Kate Upton on a trampoline.

A chef with a sharp carving knife

1235

A chef with a sharp carving knife
Contemplated taking his life.

1236

A chef with a sharp carving knife
Contemplated taking his life.
His butt and his shank

1237

A chef with a sharp carving knife
Contemplated taking his life.
His butt and his shank
Were owned by the bank

1238

A chef with a sharp carving knife
Contemplated taking his life.
His butt and his shank
Were owned by the bank
And his balls were owned by his wife
A dashing young pirate from the isle

1239

A dashing young pirate from the isle
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile

1240

A dashing young pirate from the isle
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile
The wench dropped her knickers

1241

A dashing young pirate from the isle,
Flashed a friendly but frightening smile,
The wench dropped her knickers,
And beckoned he lick 'ers