Loopy Limericks

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1302

I don’t know why people hug trees,
They might catch Dutch Elm disease.
And the trouble with that
Is losing your hat

1303

I don’t know why people hug trees,
They might catch Dutch Elm disease.
And the trouble with that
Is losing your hat
When you pay all the tree hugging fees
An old man who liked to wear bras

1304

An old man who liked to wear bras
Danced on stage just to hear the applause

1305

An old man who liked to wear bras
Danced on stage just to hear the applause
But when he caught the clap

1306

An old man who liked to wear bras,
Danced on stage just to hear the applause.
But when he caught the clap,
He felt something snap

1307

An old man who liked to wear bras,
Danced on stage just to hear the applause.
But when he caught the clap,
He felt something snap
Now he rhumbas in nothing but gauze.

The deer were all dropping like flies

1308

The deer were all dropping like flies,
And Santa said, "Listen hear, guys

1309

(I lost my connection and couldn’t retrieve my typo).

The deer were all dropping like flies,
And Santa said, "Listen here, guys

1310

The deer were all dropping like flies,
And Santa said, "Listen here, guys
If you see someone suspicious

1311

The deer were all dropping like flies,
And Santa said, "Listen here, guys
If you see someone suspicious
It might be propitious

1312

The deer were all dropping like flies,
And Santa said, “Listen here, guys
If you see someone suspicious
It might be propitious
To shoot 'em between the eyes!”
There once was a lassie called Nell

1313

There once was a lassie called Nell
Who orgasmed when she heard a bell

1314

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1315

There once was a lassie called Nell,
Who orgasmed when she heard a bell.
She’d once lived with Pavlov,

1316

There once was a lassie called Nell,
Who orgasmed when she heard a bell.
She’d once lived with Pavlov,
But her real Yugoslav love

1317

There once was a lassie called Nell,
Who orgasmed when she heard a bell.
She’d once lived with Pavlov,
But her real Yugoslav love
Was Tesla, who inducted her well.

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1318

I saw a three-legged man at the mall,

1319

I saw a three-legged man at the mall,
He appeared to be having a ball.

1320

I saw a three-legged man at the mall,
He appeared to be having a ball.
Which was slightly perplexing,

1321

I saw a three-legged man at the mall,
He appeared to be having a ball.
Which was slightly perplexing,
AS I could see him flexing