In baseball don’t goop up your balls
And if the umpire make any bad calls.
Just grin and bear it
Because you may inherit
some of Pete Rose’s catcalls.
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night,
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night,
I really was tempted, but money was tight.
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night,
I really was tempted, but money was tight.
She said to me, “Honey,”
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night,
I really was tempted, but money was tight.
She said to me, “Honey,
I’m not looking for money”
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night,
I really was tempted, but money was tight.
She said to me, “Honey,
I’m not looking for money”
I want someplace cool to spend the night
Poor little Freddy who fell on a fence
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence,
Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense.
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence,
Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense.
He said, “We’ll get a million views”,
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence,
Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense.
He said, “We’ll get a million views”,
And maybe make the evening news!"
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence,
Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense.
He said, “We’ll get a million views”,
And maybe make the evening news!"
Which, like Facebook obsession, makes little sense.
…
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox,
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox
The girls I know line up to blow cocks
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox
The girls I know line up to blow cocks
I know that stuff’s poison
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox
The girls I know line up to blow cocks
I know that stuff’s poison
(But who let the boys in?)
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox
The girls I know line up to blow cocks
I know that stuff’s poison
(But who let the boys in?)
Another Limerick blown on the rocks!
I’ve rarely ever eat peanut butter,
I’ve rarely ever eat peanut butter,
I think anyone who eats it is a nutter,
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter,
I think anyone who eats it is a nutter.
I get little from it,
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter,
I think anyone who eats it is a nutter.
I get little from it,
Aside from the vomit
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter,
I think anyone who eats it is a nutter.
I get little from it,
Aside from the vomit
Which I leave for the flies in the gutter.
A baker who was kneading some dough,A baker who was kneading some dough,
said “If I do this right it will grow!”,
A baker who was kneading some dough,
said “If I do this right it will grow!”
Except that the yeast
A baker who was kneading some dough,
said “If I do this right it will grow!”
Except that the yeast
Was cursed by a priest