Loopy Limericks

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1402

A nudist was getting some sun,
When her mascara started to run.
She reached for her towel

1403

A nudist was getting some sun,
When her mascara started to run.
She reached for her towel
But instead found an owl

1404

A nudist was getting some sun,
When her mascara started to run.
She reached for her towel,
But instead found an owl
Had built a nest in the cleft of her bum.

I don’t want to be too critical,

1405

I don’t want to be too critical
But you have an enormous testicle

1406

I don’t want to be too critical,
But you have an enormous testicle.
'Twas the same thing with Hitler,

1407

I don’t want to be too critical,
But you have an enormous testicle.
'Twas the same thing with Hitler,
Though his was much littler

1408

I don’t want to be too critical,
But you have an enormous testicle.
'Twas the same thing with Hitler,
Though his was much littler
And yet it was quite parasitical.

A woman rode on a giraffe

1409

A woman rode on a giraffe
Which caused many around her to laugh

1410

A woman rode on a giraffe
Which caused many around her to laugh
But when she jumped down

1411

A woman rode on a giraffe
Which caused many around her to laugh
But when she jumped down
She said with a frown,

1412

A woman rode on a giraffe,
Which caused many around her to laugh.
But when she jumped down
She said with a frown,
‘That camelopard’s eaten my scarf’.

A magician once showed me a trick,

1413

A magician once showed me a trick,
That began with him flicking his Bic

1414

A magician once showed me a trick,
That began with him flicking his Bic
The feat did inspire

1415

A magician once showed me a trick,
That began with him flicking his Bic
The feat did inspire
Bruce writing “I’m On Fire”

1416

A magician once showed me a trick,
That began with him flicking his Bic
The feat did inspire
Bruce writing “I’m On Fire”
Which is quite a trick for a hick.
I once went to bed with a snake,

1417

I once went to bed with a snake
Whose wriggling kept me awake

1418

I once went to bed with a snake,
Whose wriggling kept me awake.
When I stroked its head

1419

I once went to bed with a snake,
Whose wriggling kept me awake.
When I stroked its head
He giggled and said,

1420

I once went to bed with a snake,
Whose wriggling kept me awake.
When I stroked its head
He giggled and said,
‘If that’s foreplay you’ve made a mistake!’

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The trouble with Australian women,

1421

The trouble with Australian women
Is the garment they wear when they’re swimmin’