Loopy Limericks

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1502

The drummer was playing his licks,
And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks.

1503

The drummer was playing his licks,
And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks.
Flam drag paradiddle

1504

The drummer was playing his licks,
And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks.
Flam drag paradiddle
And the cat played the fiddle.

1505

The drummer was playing his licks,
And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks.
Flam drag paradiddle
And the cat played the fiddle.
It’s no wonder those pricks threw the bricks.

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An old hag, with a wart on her nose,

1506

An old hag, with a wart on her nose,
And two extra fingers and toes,

1507

An old hag, with a wart on her nose,
And two extra fingers and toes,
But the thing I liked best,

1508

An old hag, with a wart on her nose,
And two extra fingers and toes,
But the thing I liked best,
Was her tattooed chest

1509

The drummer was playing his licks,
And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks.
And this waitress had this thing she inimitably did with her sticks.

1510

An old hag, with a wart on her nose,
And two extra fingers and toes,
But the thing I liked best,
Was her tattooed chest
The sweet round of her breast.

1511

There was a peerless maid from Abilene,

1512

There was a peerless maid from Abilene,
Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine.

1513

There was a peerless maid from Abilene,
Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine.
And tho’ I was wishin’,

1514

There was a peerless maid from Abilene,
Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine.
And tho’ I was wishin’,
Her knickers left me missin’

1515

There was a peerless maid from Abilene,
Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine.
And tho’ I was wishin’,
Her knickers left me missin’
My first real love, Lady Lurleen.

In the bar walked the rabbi and priest.

1516

In the bar walked the rabbi and priest.
There to make a deal with the Beast

1517

In the bar walked the rabbi and priest.
There to make a deal with the Beast
The bartender grinned

1518

In the bar walked the rabbi and priest.
There to make a deal with the Beast
The bartender grinned
With no semblance of sin within

1519

In the bar walked the rabbi and priest.
There to make a deal with the Beast
The bartender grinned
With no semblance of sin within
Just a cry in the dark and that unsavory feast.

1520

Strapping Adam Able made his way downtown apace,

1521

Strapping Adam Able made his way downtown apace,
His lanky legs quivered with the point of his chase.