Loopy Limericks

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My dog has collapsed on the floor,
Just as he was begging for more.

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My dog has collapsed on the floor,
Just as he was begging for more.
He’s named Oliver Twist.

1484

My dog has collapsed on the floor,
Just as he was begging for more.
He’s named Oliver Twist,
And perpetually pissed

1485

My dog has collapsed on the floor,
Just as he was begging for more.
He’s named Oliver Twist,
And perpetually pissed,
Since Oliver Reed moved next door.
There was a disgusting old nudist,

1486

There was a disgusting old nudist,
Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest

1487

There was a disgusting old nudist,
Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest.
Whilst playing leapfrog,

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There was a disgusting old nudist,
Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest.
Whilst playing leapfrog,
He spouted a “log”

1489

There was a disgusting old nudist,
Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest.
Whilst playing leapfrog,
He spouted a “log”
All agreed that his act was the crudest.

A teacher was giving a test

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A teacher was giving a test
To find out which student was best

1491

A teacher was giving a test
To find out which student was best
at grace under pressure

1492

A teacher was giving a test,
To find out which student was best
At grace under pressure,
(A hard thing to measure)

1493

A teacher was giving a test,
To find out which student was best
At grace under pressure,
(A hard thing to measure)
So in the end her results were just guessed.

The fuel gauge was sitting on empty

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The fuel gauge was sitting on empty
And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty

1495

The fuel gauge was sitting on empty,
And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty.
But, up in a plane,

1496

The fuel gauge was sitting on empty,
And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty.
But, up in a plane,
To sleep is insane

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The fuel gauge was sitting on empty,
And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty.
But, up in a plane,
To sleep is insane
Because the screaming makes me verklempt-y.

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The girls said that shaving my balls,

1498

The girls said that shaving my balls,
Was the reason for all the catcalls.

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The girls said that shaving my balls,
Was the reason for all the catcalls.
So I took those bald testes

1500

The girls said that shaving my balls,
Was the reason for all the catcalls.
So I took those bald testes,
Wrapped up in Kraft’s best cheese,

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The girls said that shaving my balls,
Was the reason for all the catcalls.
So I took those bald testes,
Wrapped up in Kraft’s best cheese,
Now the French say they smell like de Gaulle’s.

The drummer was playing his licks