A thick-headed butcher named Billy,
Was asked for a filet of filly.
“You mean Philly Cheese Steak?”
A thick-headed butcher named Billy,
Was asked for a filet of filly.
“You mean Philly Cheese Steak?”
“Or a pony to bake?”
A thick-headed butcher named Billy,
Was asked for a filet of filly.
“You mean Philly Cheese Steak?”
“Or a pony to bake?”
Because the latter seems rather silly
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
Liked pictures of boobies and groins
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
Liked pictures of boobies and groins
So he broke out the Google
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
Liked pictures of boobies and groins
So he broke out the Google
And pulled hard on his bugle,
n/m.
(I had written; ‘And blew on his brass bugle’)
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
Liked pictures of boobies and groins
So he broke out the Google
And pulled hard on his bugle,
Reveille-ing his once tender loins.
The mathematician said, "You
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines.
Liked pictures of boobies and groins
So he broke out the Google
And pulled hard on his bugle,
Reveille-ing his once tender loins.
Well done!
The mathematician said, "You
Must prove one and one equals two.
The mathematician said, "You
Must prove one and one equals two.
For when counting binary
The mathematician said, "You
Must prove one and one equals two.
For when counting binary
it’s extraordinary
The mathematician said, “You
Must prove one and one equals two.
For when counting binary,
It’s extraordinary
How one that has nought can make do”.
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Old Sally’s obsession was to wear,
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear
A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear.
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear
A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear.
Then she found Boo Boo
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear
A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear.
Then she found Boo Boo,
and made herself a tutu,
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear
A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear.
Then she found Boo Boo,
and made herself a tutu,
Though it made her quim sweat like a mare.
A coed was studying art
A coed was studying art
And said "Verily, tell me thou art
A coed was studying art
And said "Verily, tell me thou art
grinding thy pigments
A coed was studying art
And said "Verily, tell me thou art,
Grinding thy pigments
From toilet door strigments,
A coed was studying art
And said “Verily, tell me thou art,
Grinding thy pigments
From toilet door strigments,
Whilst won’dring 't’was only a fart?”
My dog has collapsed on the floor