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1442

I really am tired of hash tags,
Although they’re like $ on cash bags.
Twitter makes us obtuse,

1443

I really am tired of hash tags,
Although they’re like $ on cash bags.
Twitter makes us obtuse,
So we keep with the abuse

1444

I really am tired of hash tags,
Although they’re like $ on cash bags.
Twitter makes us obtuse,
So we keep with the abuse
And deplore jerks who always bash fags.

Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”

1445

Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”,
Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver.

1446

Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”,
Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver.
And so, I would bet,

1447

Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”,
Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver.
And so, I would bet,
That if he and Zeno met

1448

Heraclitus said, “Time’s like a river”,
Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver.
And so, I would bet,
That if he and Zeno met,
Each would have an idea to deliver.

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In the distance a hound dog was baying,

1449

In the distance a hound dog was baying,
In the farmhouse the widow was staying

1450

In the distance a hound dog was baying,
In the farmhouse the widow was staying,
wrapped up in black lace,

1451

In the distance a hound dog was baying,
In the farmhouse the widow was staying,
wrapped up in black lace,
and with powder on face

1452

In the distance a hound dog was baying,
In the farmhouse the widow was staying,
wrapped up in black lace,
and with powder on face
In her husband’s coffin she was laying.
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I went to see the Baby Jesus

1453

I went to see the Baby Jesus;
When I enter the room, he sneezes

1454

I went to see the Baby Jesus;
When I enter the room, he sneezes
Was he allergic to myrrh?

1455

I went to see the Baby Jesus;
When I enter the room, he sneezes
Was he allergic to myrrh,
Or had some saboteur?

1456

I went to see the Baby Jesus;
When I enter the room, he sneezes
Was he allergic to myrrh,
Or had some saboteur
Let him suck on fermented cheeses?
An Italian sailor named Guido,

1457

An Italian sailor named Guido,
Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo

1458

An Italian sailor named Guido,
Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo.
His cazzalone dropped out,

1459

An Italian sailor named Guido,
Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo.
His cazzalone dropped out,
And there wasn’t a doubt

1460

An Italian sailor named Guido,
Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo.
His cazzalone dropped out,
And there wasn’t a doubt
It looked awfully like a torpedo.

A thick-headed butcher named Billy,

1461

A thick-headed butcher named Billy,
Was asked for a filet of filly.