One slow day on Pattaya Beach,
A young gal was snacking on a peach
But she swallowed the pit
Without tasting a whit
Fervent Harold sucked her like a leech.
One slow day on Pattaya Beach,
A young gal was snacking on a peach
But she swallowed the pit
Without tasting a whit
Fervent Harold sucked her like a leech
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha(You certainly picked a toughie with ‘Omaha’)
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha,
Which came from riding her Yamaha.
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha,
Which came from riding her Yamaha.
From Maine to Nebraska
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha,
Which came from riding her Yamaha.
From Maine to Nebraska
Could it be her asthma?
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha,
Which came from riding her Yamaha.
From Maine to Nebraska
Could it be her asthma?
Or does it smoke like Barack Obamaha?
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing,
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Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha,
Which came from riding her Yamaha.
From Maine to Nebraska
Could it be her asthma?
Or does it smoke like Barack Obamaha?
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing,
She sure can’t stop her spewing.
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing,
She sure can’t stop her spewing.
But that meaningless drivel
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing,
She sure can’t stop her spewing.
But that meaningless drivel,
About morals, uncivil,
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing,
She sure can’t stop her spewing.
But that meaningless drivel,
About morals, uncivil,
involve things that she’s not eschewing.
Scalia started to cry many tears
Scalia started to cry many tears,
God knows just what it’s she fears.
Scalia started to cry many tears,
God knows just what it’s she fears.
'Cause now he’s transgender
Scalia started to cry many tears,
God knows just what it’s she fears.
She had a secret life like a closet
Scalia started to cry many tears,
God knows just what it’s she fears.
'Cause now he’s transgender,
(Caught his balls in the blender),
(Sorry about the gender-crisis. Without Googling, I didn’t realise just who Scalia is)
Scalia started to cry many tears,
God knows just what it’s she fears.
'Cause now he’s transgender,
(Caught his balls in the blender),
It had suddenly all become so unclear.
Proud Mary tart that she was had a pen down there
(Editing my first line was way too fettered with syllables)
Proud Mary she had this pen down there.
Proud Mary she had this pen down there,
Tucked deftly in the pussy-hair.
(You’re right about the syllables; Lines 1,2, 5 - seven to ten beats. Lines 3 and 4 - five to seven).
Proud Mary had this pen down there,
Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair.
She had long silky legs
Proud Mary had this pen down there,
Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair.
She had long silky legs,
Covered in biro dregs