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1622

Proud Mary had this pen down there,
Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair.
She had long silky legs,
Covered in biro dregs
She was splendid and beyond compare.

1623

Frank was a redhead from Orinda

1624

*Just a reminder;

The writer of the first line cannot write the last.*

1625
  • Reminder observed: tried to delete but could not *
1626

Proud Mary had this pen down there,
Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair.
She had long silky legs,
Covered in biro dregs
And wrote poems on the seat of her chair.
There was an old man from Aberdeen,

1627

There was an old man from Aberdeen,
Who had a niece named Jolene

1628

There was an old man from Aberdeen,
Who had a niece named Jolene
Her legs could contort

1629

There was an old man from Aberdeen,
Who had a niece named Jolene
Her legs could contort
So she had to resort

1630

There was an old man from Aberdeen,
Who had a niece named Jolene
Her legs could contort
So she had to resort
to sex on a trampoline.
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Fortesque thrice held golden balls,

1631

Fortesque thrice held golden balls
When assuming a wide stance in the stalls

1632

Fortesque thrice held golden balls,
When assuming a wide stance in the stalls.
But the balls that he held,

1633

Fortesque thrice held golden balls,
When assuming a wide stance in the stalls.
But the balls that he held,
Of a chance all swelled,

1634

Fortesque thrice held golden balls,
When assuming a wide stance in the stalls.
But the balls that he held,
Of a chance all swelled,
Good Anna came upon him in the hall.

1635

Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick.

1636

Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick.
Whenever he showed off his new rope trick

1637

Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick.
Whenever he showed off his new rope trick
But his brand new riata

1638

Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick.
Whenever he showed off his new rope trick
But his brand new riata
Dries up his piñata

1639

Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick.
Whenever he showed off his new rope trick
But his brand new riata
Dries up his piñata
So please do not flick your Bic.

Bill! I love you so, I always will.

1640

I think I beat you to it, but be my guest.

1641

Bill! I love you so, I always will.
Your hot rod gives me such a thrill.