Loopy Limericks

I think you were first too in milliseconds. Your frill should nail it.

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[quote=“Absene_Myth, post:1642, topic:712149”]

*I think you were first too in milliseconds. Your frill should nail it ok i think “thrill” is the order of the day here

  • Am then waiting until someone composes the third line. *

Bill! I love you so, I always will.
Your hot rod gives me such a thrill.
When we press its horn,

Bill! I love you so, I always will.
Your hot rod gives me such a thrill.
When we press its horn,
It makes us reborn

Bill! I love you so, I always will.
Your hot rod gives me such a thrill.
When we press its horn,
It makes us reborn,
As we burn rubber up the hill.

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Sally was a lass with funny eyes,

Sally was a lass with funny eyes,
Oh, she got to me with her sighs.

Sally was a lass with funny eyes,
Oh, she got to me with her sighs.
Yes, indeed, her sighs was large,

Sally was a lass with funny eyes,
Oh, she got to me with her sighs.
Yes, indeed, her sighs was large,
A-lass, she was, like a barge,

Sally was a lass with funny eyes,
Oh, she got to me with her sighs.
Yes, indeed, her sighs was large,
A-lass, she was, like a barge.
She really got me with her soft thighs

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston,
Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in.

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston,
Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in.
The odd shock of this chill

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston,
Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in.
The odd shock of this chill
Froze up his “Little Will”

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston,
Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in.
The odd shock of this chill,
Froze up his “Little Will.”
God knows what those undies were washed in!
Last time Bert and Bill showered together,

Last time Bert and Bill showered together,
Neither would look at the other’s region nether.

Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston,
Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in.
The odd shock of this chill,
Froze up his “Little Will.”
God knows what those undies were washed in!
Last time Bert and Bill showered together,
They knew no kind of tether

Last time Bert and Bill showered together,
Neither would look at the other’s region nether.
Though Billy wore rubber,

Last time Bert and Bill showered together,
Neither would look at the other’s region nether.
Though Billy wore rubber,
And was a good scrubber,

Last time Bert and Bill showered together,
Neither would look at the other’s region nether.
Though Billy wore rubber,
And was a good scrubber,
They sank headfirst into the others’ heather.

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June Pie lived on her own in Denver