Loopy Limericks

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1662

Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house
With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse.

1663

Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house
With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse.
Sexy June danced by the sea.

1664

Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house
With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse.
Sexy June danced by the sea.
(What a bitch, if he’s lonely!)

1665

Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house
With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse.
Sexy June danced by the sea.
(What a bitch, if he’s lonely!
The whole affair just sounds Mickey Mouse.)

A bullfighter who lived in Madrid,

1666

Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house
With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse.
Sexy June danced by the sea.
(What a bitch, if he’s lonely!
The whole affair just sounds Mickey Mouse.)

A bullfighter who lived in Madrid,
Turned out to be one lusty kid

1667

A bullfighter who lived in Madrid,
Turned out to be one lusty kid
Juan wore these tight pants

1668

A bullfighter who lived in Madrid,
Turned out to be one lusty kid
Juan wore these tight pants
With this voluptuous stance

1669

That ending made me laugh!
A bullfighter who lived in Madrid,
Turned out to be one lusty kid
Juan wore these tight pants
With this voluptuous stance
And everyone he could do—he did!

While celebrating the Fourth of July

1670

While celebrating the Fourth of July
Some sparklers got caught in my eye

1671

While celebrating the Fourth of July
Some sparklers got caught in my eye
But you won’t hear me crying

1672

While celebrating the Fourth of July
Some sparklers got caught in my eye
But you won’t hear me crying
just some ocular frying

1673

While celebrating the Fourth of July
Some sparklers got caught in my eye
But you won’t hear me crying
just some ocular frying
No no, i keot telling him 'oh my, oh my."

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Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn

1674

Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn,
The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn.

1675

Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn,
The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn.
She told the fat lady,

1676

Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn,
The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn.
She told the fat lady,
That he was her dady,

1677

Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn,
The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn.
She told the fat lady,
That he was her dady,
And not let him fool round 'neath her giwn.

1678

Shall we try a ‘conventional’ one -

There was an old man from Nantucket,

1679

Shall we try a ‘conventional’ one -

There was an old man from Nantucket,
Who spent his nights near a bucket.
His
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1680

There was an old man from Nantucket,
Who spent his nights near a bucket.
No wonder he’s pale,

1681

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Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn

[My apologies for the cliwn. You guys sure pulled it out in spite of it. ]